TurtleShroom Productions

About my newspaper

TurtleShroom Productions is a spastic white man's outlook at the situation of E-North Korea, and suggestions as to what to do. Usually, the suggestions are very STUPID.

Don't consider these suggesstions as good as folks like OogieBoogie3 and MeiFawAn!!

-AND SUDDENLY, SERBIA

9 • Day 1,331, 18:56 • Published in North Korea

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Political debates and analysis

(I subscribe to every newspaper I have ever read, except the one with the breasts. Please return the favor. I would truly be honored if you subscribe to me. Now for our featured story...)

-AND NOW FOR FOR AN 😮 … read more »

Help a Noob Out

2 • Day 1,328, 13:57 • Published in North Korea

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First steps in eRepublik

{If you voted and subscribed to my paper, I would truly be honored.}

My level and stats testify to a quick learner in E-Republik, and indeed, I have full command over all the actual elements of the game. I'm proud to say that I know the … read more »

OH SNAP

4 • Day 1,326, 18:11 • Published in North Korea

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Battle orders

OH SNAP.

All right, here's all I can say. FIGHT! FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Also, China is occupied by Serbia right now, so we should take this opportunity to … read more »

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE STATEMENT FROM WEEGEE BREAD

1 • Day 1,321, 04:19 • Published in North Korea

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Social interactions and entertainment

NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER:

COMRADES:

IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THE COMPANY THAT MANY OF THE EMPLOYEES WORKING FOR WEEGEE BREAD HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE … read more »

VICTORY! VICTORY!!

5 • Day 1,320, 14:53 • Published in North Korea

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Warfare analysis

Wow. Just wow.

I can't believe we did it, friends, but we did!

Thanks to all of the warriors all over the battlefield, we somehow threw off the tyrannical yoke of … read more »