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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2020)

12 • Day 2,020, 18:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A man enters a bus, and finds himself alone with the bus driver. Knowing the bus will not fill for another 10 minutes, the driver looks at the passenger and says, "Watch this," as he takes a seat next to the passenger, and waits calmly.

After 20

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2019)

10 • Day 2,019, 17:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2018)

8 • Day 2,018, 15:58 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

After class, Paddy's maths teacher asked to see him.

"Paddy, you have got every answer in your homework wrong. More to the point, why are there pictures of you lifting weights all over the page?" she asked.

"Simple miss," he replied, "You told

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2017)

6 • Day 2,017, 18:10 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree?

A snooker table!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2016)

11 • Day 2,016, 17:00 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My whole family say that I suffer from paranoia.

That has to be more than a coincidence.

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