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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2025)

6 • Day 2,025, 14:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I really wish I knew who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on.

The suspension is killing me.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2024)

5 • Day 2,024, 17:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

"Dad, can I have a Coke with my name on it?"

"Why don't you have a Pepsi, Max?"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2023)

6 • Day 2,023, 17:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around.

I felt like I was on The Voice!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2022)

5 • Day 2,022, 17:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

For the wedding, my wife insisted on wearing the most elaborate white wedding dress, so that she would be the centre of attention.

The bride was furious at her.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2021)

6 • Day 2,021, 16:25 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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