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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 • Day 2,030, 16:58 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2029)

5 • Day 2,029, 16:58 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I went to a General Store.
The assistant asked me what I was looking for. I said,"Nothing specific."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2028)

6 • Day 2,028, 16:19 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2027)

6 • Day 2,027, 18:52 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've been told I'm not ambitious enough.

If only there was an Olympic sport for being a lazy bastard...

That bronze medal would be mine.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2026)

5 • Day 2,026, 15:46 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

"AVALANCHE!" screamed my wife.

Which, if anything, made the situation worse.

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