Ambient on/off
Ireland

The Green Shoots

About my newspaper

Open Wiki page

The weed is mightier than the sword.

22

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2010)

3 • Day 2,010, 16:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I haven't had a girlfriend for so long that all the porn I save on my laptop is in a folder called "Porn".

… read more »

21

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2009)

9 • Day 2,009, 16:47 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I bought a house from a zombie family really cheap.

There's no living room though.

… read more »

20

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2008)

5 • Day 2,008, 17:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I think I got ripped off with this scrabble set I bought from the Tourettes charity shop. There are only four Fs in the box.

Mind you, there are ninety six asterisks, so it's probably genuine.

[img]http://www.webdonuts.com/comics/2009-03-16-[/img]

… read more »

21

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2007)

9 • Day 2,007, 16:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

… read more »

19

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2006)

6 • Day 2,006, 16:12 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I just managed to buy 5 bags of Haribo for 50p

It was a sweet deal

… read more »