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London's New Evening Standard!

4 Day 702, 09:52 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Alright me ‘ol mockney chinas. I’ve had a rebrand of this august organ and it has now become LG’s London Evening Standard.

I hope to use my positions both within the London Regional Council and as a London Congressman to post useful info,

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Iron Company for Sale

3 Day 702, 01:43 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Sad news for LGmobile.Iron workers.

Due to the prevailing economic conditions, it is no longer economically viable for me to run an Iron importing business. The Indonesian economy is such that I cannot balance wage demands against the sale price

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Sticking up for the London Region & its citizens

2 Day 700, 04:42 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

People of London.

A month has once again come and gone like a cheap hooker in the night. But fear not, for you can once again vote for the British Empire Party's most popular candidate and 2 Times Consecutive London Congressman: LG - Mr Lemuel

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To all LGmobile workers - please read.

4 Day 699, 03:52 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Right – a quick update for all employees at LGmobile companies. Owing to the recent changes brought on by the eRep Admin, the majority of the official & unofficial economic modules that us GM’s use to track productivity & profit margins (or loss

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Proposed Military reform & Mentoring scheme

14 Day 689, 05:02 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Those of you who know me or read my occasional emissions, will be aware that I am a keen campaigner for some form of new citizen mentoring scheme to be created.

At present, a large gap exists between level 0 and 5 during which time the eUk loses

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