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[GBM] Why I am voting Rainy Sunday

21 Day 2,568, 20:43 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Proteus Bump Within~

And, as always, Mood Musik.



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[GBM] Plato Waiting for People to Add Him as Friend

7 Day 2,560, 22:21 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

This article is a satire, like my early funny ones.

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[GBM] Πολιτεία

15 Day 2,560, 12:51 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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[GBM] In Praise of Folly

15 Day 2,556, 15:45 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Yet again, semi-serious fare. I don't know what's gotten into me

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[GBM] What it means to be a _______

23 Day 2,554, 14:38 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I regret to inform you this is not a satire. I apologize profusely to my family and subscriber.


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