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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[VP] Hail to the Halfling Chief

10 Day 2,848, 08:06 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


The revolution will not be televised , unless, you know, you're into that.

radio static

Good morning America, … read more »

[Federalist No. 4] The Great Fed Scavenger Hunt

8 Day 2,840, 09:20 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Presumably with Paul the human.

Good morning Ladies and Fedlemen, it's been several days since I last addressed you, so … read more »

[Aramec4CP] The Last Proteus Bump

21 Day 2,837, 07:49 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Not to be associated with the Federalist Party. Simply a love-letter to nostalgia, support for the closest of friends, and, once again, writing for myself, dear reader~


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[Federalist No. 3] Fed Congress is Best Congress

5 Day 2,833, 14:57 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Don't panic, it's Congress time yo


I'll be your guide to this madness

Good morning Federalists, Americans, wary internet browsers who have stumbled upon this particular … read more »

[Federalist No. 2] Automatic for the People

10 Day 2,826, 21:53 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Ready, set, Fed~

And by a surprisingly large amount of corporate sponsors.

Good morning fellow members of these eUnited States and the Federalist Party. I am beyond honored to … read more »