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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[GBM] Esteemed NPR Funding in Jeopardy

21 Day 2,812, 19:12 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

All the news that....well we're printing it anyway


This piece is a satire, but meta-media really is the coolest

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[GBM] Regarding Congress And Such Trifles

9 Day 2,805, 09:42 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hard hitting journalism at a fraction of the cost! And quality!


When I woke up today I saw I had unexpectedly been elected into Congress, which prompted me to look at the … read more »

[GBM] Ghost of Paul Proteus Haunts America, Occasionally Opens and Closes Creaky Doors

42 Day 2,749, 15:02 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I will buy no votes, and this article shall receive none.


Been a while since I've used this banner

"Humankind cannot stand very much reality."

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[Rainy4Dictator] Alea Iacta Est

4 Day 2,659, 21:36 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Alea Iacta Est


The die is cast

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your ears.

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[GBM] On Free Will

20 Day 2,599, 14:09 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear subscriber, we live to write another day

As always, Mood Musik



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