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-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[FEDS: WO4CP] Holy Federalist Endorsement Batman!

12 Day 2,934, 13:00 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Goodbye Blue Monday brought to you by Paul Proteus, Federalist DEPUTY POLITICAL DIRECTOR and low-brow journalist


The Federalist Party: Now the proud read more »

[Feds] CONGRESS: A Danger to Society? More at 11.

18 Day 2,925, 09:48 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Goodbye Blue Monday brought to you by your corporate sponsor: being asked to write things



So, Congress, that time when tens of people worldwide look to the … read more »

[GBM] Defying Logic

11 Day 2,912, 11:58 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Goodbye Blue Monday brought to you by your corporate sponsor: apathy



Distance can be a good thing, especially in politics. Especially in fake politics, where emotions cloud … read more »

[GBM] Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute

9 Day 2,904, 18:25 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Goodbye Blue Monday brought to you by your corporate sponsor: ennui


Vote, or this dude will f*** you up

America,

I address you … read more »

[VP] Hail to the Halfling Chief

10 Day 2,848, 08:06 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


The revolution will not be televised , unless, you know, you're into that.

radio static

Good morning America, … read more »