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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

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[POTEUS] ...Baby One More Time

27 • Day 5,402, 11:19 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Hello eCitizens,

It's been a while, so let's get to it~



Onwards and Upwards

First, if you haven't noticed, I am … read more »

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[POTEUS] The Business of America is Business

16 • Day 5,378, 15:06 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Hello eCitizens,

This is going to be short, but it's been a while since I've written so I wanted to let you know what's going on.



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[POTEUS] Let's Do the Time Warp Again (Decoder Ring Inside!)

30 • Day 5,364, 19:33 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good morning America how are you?
So Don't you know me I'm your native son,

Or wait, maybe that's Arlo Guthrie. In any case, I am the ePresident and it's been a while since I last … read more »

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[POTEUS] Day 7: Mandatory Fun At Home and Abroad

27 • Day 5,349, 14:39 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



GOOD MORNING eUSA,

It's been nearly a week so it's time to check in on everything your government has been doing for you.

So, without further ado, let's get started.

[img]https://i.[/img] … read more »

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[POTEUS] Day 1: Presidenting (and a Giveaway, as a Treat)

25 • Day 5,343, 18:13 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




First, thank you so much for your confidence and your votes. I'm now back in the Oval Office for the first time in a long long long time, and having polished my new medal, I've started to … read more »