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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[PP4PP] Federalist No. 1, Building a Platform to Stand On

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And down the rabbit hole we go~



Paul Proteus for Party President: A Federalist Manifesto

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[FED] Congratulations Beach Bunny

10 Day 2,814, 18:30 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Congratulations to our new President Beach Bunny. I have nothing to say that is not better written here. Good luck Beach Bunny, it's not a fun job, but I know you'll read more »

[GBM] Esteemed NPR Funding in Jeopardy

21 Day 2,812, 19:12 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

All the news that....well we're printing it anyway


This piece is a satire, but meta-media really is the coolest

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[GBM] Regarding Congress And Such Trifles

9 Day 2,805, 09:42 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hard hitting journalism at a fraction of the cost! And quality!


When I woke up today I saw I had unexpectedly been elected into Congress, which prompted me to look at the … read more »

[GBM] Ghost of Paul Proteus Haunts America, Occasionally Opens and Closes Creaky Doors

42 Day 2,749, 15:02 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I will buy no votes, and this article shall receive none.


Been a while since I've used this banner

"Humankind cannot stand very much reality."

And thus, … read more »