Confessions of Hatred - newspaper of Necrosis

67

Sgt Necrosis' Lonley Hearts Club Band

32 • Day 650, 16:35 • Published in United Kingdom

•

Hi there.

As you are most likely aware that this point, I am running for Prime Minister. Now, not expecting you to elect me by name alone, I have prepared a short, simple, article on what my plans for the next month are.

Military

114

I am suing eRepublik.com

25 • Day 648, 18:29 • Published in United Kingdom

•

Your constant headless chicken pictures tormented me to the point where I went out and killed a chicken.

Due to the resulting mental stress and hours of councelling needed since that horrific event, I have racked up a horrifyingly large

88

Please allow me...

31 • Day 643, 09:02 • Published in United Kingdom

•

… To introduce myself. I'm a man, of wealth and taste. Been around for a long long year, stole a many man's soul, and faith.

ahem

Drum roll please.

Good day everyone! As you may, or may not,

32

Vote Necrosis in Midtjylland

6 • Day 642, 07:12 • Published in United Kingdom

•

Because I am awesome.

248

The government over the past few months; part 1

31 • Day 637, 12:37 • Published in United Kingdom

•

Good evening, and welcome to a mini-series on the goings on of government over the past few months; thought you guys might be interested.

Cast your mind back a few months. SaraDroz has just been elected as prime minister. Echoes of war are