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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

I am suing eRepublik.com

Day 648, 18:29 • Published in United Kingdom USA

• by Necrosis

Your constant headless chicken pictures tormented me to the point where I went out and killed a chicken.

Due to the resulting mental stress and hours of councelling needed since that horrific event, I have racked up a horrifyingly large psychiatrist's bill. I hold this site respsonsible.

Spoiler: joke article

Also, vote for me on the 5th; for a more awesome UK.

Comments

system0101 Day 648, 18:30

lulz. Got a chicken trying to view this article XD

Kaiserlich Industries Day 648, 18:31

You should delete this and find something funnier. I didn't lol. Not even a chuckle.

carthagebrujah Day 648, 18:32

As did I. they're out to get us, you know.

Krems Holdings Day 648, 18:32

Then you sir lack a sense of humour.

Lucky_Strike Day 648, 18:33

Ironically, while loading this article for the first time, I got a headless chicken as well.

RotundaCorp Day 648, 20:09

Likewise. That is ironic.

romansoldier Day 649, 03:15

LOL, im lucky its not Roman Guys 😛

Neilscoutb Day 649, 03:24

lol

Reprah Day 649, 03:40

who is Kiserlich industries

Mama is that you

John A. Pearce Day 649, 06:16

"You should delete this and find something funnier. I didn't lol. Not even a chuckle."

What a boring, German bastard. You clearly have no sense of humour.

thezenpig Day 649, 07:09

love long time

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Max Blue Day 649, 11:13

lmao

DaRuler Day 649, 19:53

Well I for one liked this article.

Ron MacDougal Day 649, 21:54

headless chickens are shite tbh

shadowukcs Day 650, 01:17

boated

The Norfolk Day 650, 06:06

Lol

desino Day 650, 06:16

lol you tw@t.....

Christopher J Adshead Day 650, 08:05

Lol, good humour.

Voted.

MrOmniscient Day 650, 08:17

Having never seen said headless chickens...I will withhold my boat for now...

Tom Mader Day 650, 08:43

Dude its not this sites fault your sick enough to pull the head of your chicken. Leave it alone

Higure Day 650, 12:59

Silly.
That chicken is plotting against us.

Simon Halfdan Day 650, 13:36

and best of luck to you sir or madame, with that lawsuit oh what are you talking about... i was away for 10days, did i miss it? if so dammit, not fair... I shall sue erepublik for not making moar headless chickens and making them last until i was back. I mean seariously its caused me a great deal of stress knowing what i've missed out on, how very dare you erepublik!

MrOmniscient Day 650, 14:09

Ok I saw the headless chicken. Boated.

AdamWalker Day 650, 17:03

Its a game! What is there to get stressed over? If something is stressing you out do you keep doing the same thing over and over? No, you stop! So get over it!

European Liberation Front Day 650, 17:25

The article is boring and the OP should be ashamed for being so boring.

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