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Roachford4CP: Campaign Announcement

20 • Day 3,567, 03:27 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Dear United Kingdom,

It has come to my attention that by mocking and insulting you more than usual in the last few months, I have earned the status of the Alpha Male within the community. As with other … read more »

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Our Rightful Place

12 • Day 3,058, 08:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Greetings citizens of eUK, I bring important news.

Today, on the 4th of April, 2016, the United Kingdom Reform Partay has left the shadows of obscurity and ascended into its rightful place to bask in … read more »

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bandwagoning the nifty (a.k.a. give me 25 comments, round 2)

26 • Day 2,847, 03:07 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment






Need niftyfive comments for the not nifty missions, will be nifty and give out 100 Q1 food in return. … read more »

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Free Food

33 • Day 2,846, 08:27 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment






EDIT 2:



When it comes to generic, this article takes the cake! Or should I say Q1 bread? Because that is what you will take 100 of … read more »

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Mission Impossible

19 • Day 2,826, 04:45 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Your favorite generic news reporter is back with another generic news article, this time detailing his embark on a not-so-generic mission! Cue Mission Impossible theme music!

DUH DUH DU-DU
DUH DUH DU- … read more »