Mission Impossible
Day 2,826, 04:45
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by Daddy Underpants
Your favorite generic news reporter is back with another generic news article, this time detailing his embark on a not-so-generic mission! Cue Mission Impossible theme music!
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THE MISSION
The mission is as silly as it is cunning, as simple as it is complex, and as dumb as it is brilliant.
My target: Ajay Bruno, a.k.a. "King William the Great", a.k.a. "that delusional muppet in UKPP".
My objective: remove target from eUK and its autonomous lands.
Mission Status: Initiated.
PHASE 1: THE TIGER STALKS ITS PREY
My first step as a self appointed James Bond esque super spy was to find a target country where the target could be safely disposed off. Opportunity presented itself as the Republic of eRomania sent us an ambassador. It was decide
😛Willy shall go to eRomania.
After waiting out for a perfect moment to reach the ambassador, an opportunity presented itself where no one was watching and I could conduct my business secretly. I pounced and gruesomely and viciously interrogated a friendly diplomatic envoy to our country, resulting in great victory for our glorious yet peaceful and diplomatic British nation:
After obtaining secondary targets' contact information the gates to eRomania were open. The mission proceeded.
PHASE 2: THE WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING
It was obvious my ruse would not work any longer. To obtain a Citizenship for my Target from eRomania I had to go one step further: I had to become King William the Great. DUN DUN DUN!
I used my in-depth knowledge of Willy's mannerisms and behavior to imitate him as closely as possible to the eRomanian authorities. Precision was key, as a single wrong word could sabotage my disguise and the entire mission:
Perfect.
PHASE 3: THE BUMBLEBEE DELIVERS THE HONEY
It was only a matter of time before the Romanian authorities would contact Willy to let him know he can come over. One problem remained, however: how to make the Target want to go Romania? The solution was clear:
Perfect x2.
PHASE 4: THE EAGLE LANDS IN THE NEST
The pieces were all set in motion, and now we play the waiting game. I had started to suspect that my flawless plan had failed somewhere when the results did not manifest themselves in the first few days, but today, after Willy lost the election for PP again, this happene
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We did it. We feckin' did it. Everybody, grab the champagne and victory music, cause we are the champions, my friends!
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Disclaimer: All characters and events in this news article – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real events and persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
The trolling is strong with this one.
Damn .. if only it were true
.. excellent photoshop skills btw
What, have I wasted my money on this bottle of champagne?
You can save it for when we liberate ourselves from the Argies 😉
Why do you hate eRomania so?
maybe cause there the root of all gypseys and leave shit in there trail
Maybe we could ask the Argies to have him
Epic article. I did have to go and check Willy's account for myself.
thanks for mentioning it in the PM, and as long as someone was fooled, my REAL mission succeeded 😛
Oh, I hate you.... 😉
Blimey, you're good 🙂
So long and thanks for all the fish
I hereby knight Roachford sir Rentakill, and grant him the title of Kingslayer
Proudest moment ever
Waw, Loved it XD
I am not sure that you totally understand Ajay's modus operandi. He tends to go 'high profile' With one of his multiple personae for a period of time until the domestic eUK resistance builds up to a level which prevents him from operating effectively; he then 'parks' the compromised persona somewhere else and re-engages with another new (or recycled) persona back in eUK.
It *is* likely that it is time to sideline the well known King William multi - so we should be on the alert to spot the new 'main effort' character emerging.
The Winston S. Churchill character is definitely Ajay - and was active some 4.5 years ago (along with a Margaret Thatcher persona). Just look for the standard Ajay bollucks dialogue - he is quite easy to spot when you have known him for some time....
Always assumed he usually pulled this stuff in eUSA, not in eUK. Didn't even hear anything about Ajay until his Willy account. In any case, if another such character pops up, we win entertainment. If not, we win by not having a multi. Win-win scenario!
But - you *do* need to be congratulated for a bit of creative Willy knobbly get.....
V. funny - almost the sort of ridiculous plan that Ajay would execute himself!