Our Rightful Place

Day 3,058, 08:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Daddy Underpants


Greetings citizens of eUK, I bring important news.

Today, on the 4th of April, 2016, the United Kingdom Reform Partay has left the shadows of obscurity and ascended into its rightful place to bask in the rays of glory as the Number 1 party of United Kingdom.




While nobody can deny that UKRP has been the The #1 party since ancient times, today is the day we received out metaphorical crown to show it and flaunt it in the faces of peasants. May the other parties die and dwindle to prolong our supreme reign over the politics of eUK, for the good of our children and our children's children and our children's children's children.


You Kay Arr Pee.
So say I.
So say we all.