Roachford4CP: Campaign Announcement
Day 3,567, 03:27
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Daddy Underpants
Dear United Kingdom,
It has come to my attention that by mocking and insulting you more than usual in the last few months, I have earned the status of the Alpha Male within the community. As with other such great men, Putin and Donald Trump being some examples, a natural byproduct of achieving this status is elements within the country pushing for my leadership over the state. After much consideration, I have decided to humor these requests and with this said, I hereby announce that I shall be running for President of the United Kingdom on the 5th of September.
TFW Roachford negs you at the club.
Policy wise, I'll try not to promise you the same shit you have seen a thousand times before from every single CP in the last few years, which with the limited game mechanics means it's possible I may skip policies altogether. Less writing for me, less bs for you, seems like a win-win to me. But since not everyone may share this opinion, I might write some more dismissive and/or insulting stuff to further establish my dominance. Cabinet positions are being negotiated as we speak, and will be announced together with concrete policies (or lack thereof) at a later date. As at the moment I do not have much more to say about my presidency run myself, here's what other people said about #Roachford4CP:
"Roachford - you have my support for a run at CP!" - certacito
"Unicornman4CP! \o/" - Dave Trenga
"Roachford, I think it is awesome that you are running." - mittekemuis
"8/10, needs more cats." - Mad Pauly, probably
"Do it." - Addaway
"Aš jums duosiu 1 aukso, jei prisijungsite prie mūsų vakarėlio!" - Panonian Nomad
"Just do it." - Nike
"oi faget, you gonna run or do you want a chance to drop out." - WayneKerr
"Holy fuck I did not expect this meme to take off." - Rob the Bruce
"Unicornman4CP! \o/" - Dave Trenga
"Roachford, I think it is awesome that you are running." - mittekemuis
"8/10, needs more cats." - Mad Pauly, probably
"Do it." - Addaway
"Aš jums duosiu 1 aukso, jei prisijungsite prie mūsų vakarėlio!" - Panonian Nomad
"Just do it." - Nike
"oi faget, you gonna run or do you want a chance to drop out." - WayneKerr
"Holy fuck I did not expect this meme to take off." - Rob the Bruce
Can you handle the Alpha, UK?
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TL😉R 8/10 needs more cats. Dammit, beaten to it already! 🙁
Hang on.
Is it me or is that gay pink unicorn bloke even more gay, pink and unicorn-like the bigger the picture gets? 😛
Magnificent, isn't it?
This is going to be an interesting month. Goodluck!
Let's make it happen!
But tbh if this will be something like Appleby MoFA, Addaway vCP and similar stuff, I'll probably vote for someone else... But áll in all Roachford4CP \o/
I knew postponing the cabinet declaration so I can kick out all the unpopular choices was a good idea
aawww yiss
Nah bro, I'm still the Alpha round these neck of the woods...
That confirms it - Roachford *will* win - if only to prove that Wayne *is* mistaken....
If you were a real alpha, you wouldn't have nagged me to join UKPP after the first attempt. Afterwards it was desperate, which is totally beta. Do you even lift bro?
bruh, you ain't even on my level yet... wind that neck in.
You obviously think that you have the whole si😜ack, shame you've lost the plastic bit at the top that holds it all together.
my six pack is held together by 60 hours per week at the gym, bro.
Surely it's spelled Jim? Does he know you're outing his personal life online?
If you want to try a game: https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2649122/1/20
If this comment hurt you, tell me, and I'll delete it. Thank you!
Zaphod 4 CP
Possibly - but not this Term!
Roachford or wingfield? This is a fantastic choice of candidates. All the best for the campaign for the country presidency, I think you'd make a tremendous Country President, Roachford \o/
cheers, Huey o7
Hiya.