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Questions from Yesterday's Article

Muglack: Who doesn't like tits?

Mmmm, boobies.

Scotty Wilkinson: To be eligible to receive the grant, you will have to prove that you bought the license during my term (screen shot before and after) and the license must be into a country that is a member of EDEN."

I don't trust that. Too easy to photoshop. You should have the person wanting the reimbursement message the person who dispenses them, he or she should check to make sure it's clear before and after, just to be sure.

Any valid improvements to this initiative, like this one, will be considered and implemented. Maybe Tyler needs a deputy Scotty.

John Rikus: ALL companies, including foreign ones? Shouldn't this subsidy be reserved for Canadians?

This is my bad for not being specific enough. To clarify, this only applies to companies located in eCanada and owned by eCanadians.

Canadian Death Services: Are we approaching these battles as Sun Tzu would?

No, we are not. Sun Tzu advocates planning and strategy and this war was opened without an exist strategy. My objective is to close the war so that the MPP's are closed so that our tits are protected. I want to close it in an honourable way, that is to say without paying off eFrance. I'd rather spend 2,000 building national pride and wiping eFrance off the map than pay them 1,000 and admit we made a mistake. Realistically, eFrance does not want to be wiped off the map, they will settle for a "truce" and in my opinion, this satisfies the victory condition of "protecting our tits".

Nea Milosu: How are you going to close the war without giving a gold to France? They are asking for 1k Gold 😉

I am going to create a pain in their ass that they will want to get rid of, to the point where they will expect no gold from us, just for us to go away.

PimpDollaz: I also want to know who is in your war cabinet?

I do not have a strong grasp of military game-mechanics. My war cabinet will include my Minister of Defence, Muglack, and also AR1ARX, the most underrated and underrecognized eCanadian there is.

Auk Rest: Addy, what will you do if the "Little Man" does not want to buy the bonds?

If these bonds do not sell out, they will expire. The last two issues of bonds sold out in less than 24 hours and they were three times and two times the size of this 500 gold issue. I am confident that they will sell out.

Exalted Drui😛 Addy's my Daddy. Shouldn't he be your Daddy too?

Absolutely! On June 5, vote for Addy and make me eCanada's daddy!!!



Break in the Campaign Schedule

I've scheduled a break in the CP Campaign Schedule.

Congressional elections are three days away and I'm self-conscious about taking away some focus from the candidates.

I'm flattered that each of these articles has made the top 10 in the media, the first two were in the top four at the same time which I found quite humbling. Thank-you all very much.

Anyway, I won't be posting another article until the 26th.



Adopt, Adapt, then Innovate

I have witnessed a steady string of Country Presidents who arrive in office with ambitions of changing the world. They upset the apple cart of the existing momentum in cabinet and the existing momentum in congress. To be candid, I find it all to be self-serving. Nea Milosu, to his credit, is the first Country President in a while to come into office and change the New Citizen Message to a generic one that could survive his term in office because it does not mention him by name. eCanada needs more of that type of leadership. Should the electorate provide me the opportunity to be Country President, I will be adopting the existing New Citizen message.

This will be the spirit of my term in office. Adopt what works, adapt where improvement in required, innovate where things are broken.

Based on the current momentum in the following ministries, I will be taking an “adopt” approach.

Ministry of Communication:
No changes, in recognition of a job well done and in the interests of maintaining momentum, the existing Minister, Acacia Mason, will be offered this Ministry.

Ministry of Education:
No changes, in recognition of a job well done and in the interests of maintaining momentum, the existing Minister, AngryMobMan, will be offered this Ministry.

Ministry of Health and Social Services:
No changes, in recognition of a job well done and in the interests of maintaining momentum, the existing Minister, James Wiens, will be offered this Ministry.

Ministry of Immigration:
No changes, in recognition of a job well done and in the interests of maintaining momentum, the existing Minister, etemenanki, will be offered this Ministry.

Ministry of Justice:
This ministry is in need of innovation. I put it in adopt because it falls outside of my top three and I am skeptical that this ministry could be cleaned up in one term if it is not the number one priority. So, my position is to leave well enough alone until a future term. In a perfect scenario, my Veep would take up this file, we would jointly select this Minister, and my Veep and the Minister would clean up this ministry. My default plan is find a Minister with thick skin and a level head to hold the fort for another term.

Ministry of Official Languages:
No changes, in recognition of a job well done and in the interests of maintaining momentum, the existing Minister, pandobox, will be offered this Ministry.

Ministry of Public-Safety:
No changes, in recognition of a job well done and in the interests of maintaining momentum, the existing Minister, Marius Coroleone, will be offered this Ministry.

IMO, some Ministries are well run and could use an improvement. I suggest adaptations for the following ministries:

Ministry of Industries:
This is the second largest budget line item in our national budget, it needs more detail in where the money goes. Other than this, this Ministry is performing well and in the interests of maintaining momentum, Citizen B will be offered this Ministry.

Ministry of V2:
Other than a survey, I am not aware of any progress in this ministry. I read the cabinet forums each day looking for progress and didn't see much. I know that the blueprint for this is to follow my Team 120 game plan. I have no objections to this game plan, I am confident in the theory. IMO, the change required here is the leader, not the direction, I will be seeking a taskmaster/change agent type to fill this post.

Office of Strategic Services:
This is an important area. Indirectly, this co-ordinates the military effort of eCanada's militias. I would like to see this area run by the leadership of each militia on a rotating basis. Tyler ran this once, raw784 has, I think its time for someone in the Van Doos to do it. There has been some monkeying around with the funding formulas and it makes a lot of sense to me that it be based on membership and number of high ranking members.

I have addressed my innovations yesterday. To rehash,

1) See the French Maid to the Door and close the eFrance War
2) Titanium Tycoon or TitTy - exploit eCanada's high titanium regions
3) Little Man Bonds - give the young of eCanada a financial booster shot



This will be it for a few days. I will be confirming spots in my cabinet during that time and working hard to get CPF'ers into congress.

Your daddy in national unity,

Addy Lawrence



The Walls of Text



The walls of text are coming. I have already drafted them. The graphic above represents the content of my entire platform which will be released in daily articles over the balance of this week. A major shout out to saltydog for the tool to generate the graphic.

Look for these walls of text coming soon to a 5ub5cription near you:

"Addy Lawrence in a Clean Campaign for CP on June 5"

"An Incomplete Biography"

"I Am Not A Perfect Candidate"

"I Am A Viable Candidate"

"Adopt, Adapt, then Innovate"

"Budget, Cabinet and Deputy Prime Minister"

"National Goals and National Unity"

Until tomorrow...

...who's your daddy?

Addy's your daddy!!!