TFD: Part Deux - Teh Secomony
Day 864, 00:36
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WARNING:
This is not a game about puppy dogs and ice cream.
This is not a game to transfer real life issues into - go punch a wall meatsauce.
This is not a game to strive for peace in.
This is a game about war.
So I sit here and think...we got Titaniums. Everyone wants it.
Can we share it? Yes we can! Now I know what you're thinking:
"You tryin ta give away our Precioussssss Titaniums?"
This is when I smile. Let's ask a few simple questions, shall we?
Question One:
If you were a Canadian GM, would it benefit you to be able to expand your market access in Allied economies?
Question Two:
Are you tired of fighting other Canadian GMs for market share?
Question Three:
Do you want to be able to retain good workers by offering them fair wages?
It's okay little fella, the answers to these questions aren't scary, all we have to do is expose ourselves to invasion by 4 allies in less than one month in Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland, Nunavut, Northwest Territories and either Saskatchewan or Manitoba (Manitoba now has a Hospital, courtesy of Gary Doer, making any foray into Manitoba prohibitively costly - sorry Petz).
Last summer, France, United Kingdom, Iran and Hungary had opportunity to establish companies in Nunavut and Northwest Territories. Our allies - including those who let their country get wiped for us - can use this favour. They get more Titanium into their markets (including Oil, Wood & Grain) by occupying these regions. It allows Canadian GMs to acquire market licenses for 25% of the cost. Now the Canadian Titanium GMs will have multiple markets to establish a healthy prosperous future in.
No other Titanium Economy will have this advantage - but we will.
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It's for Teh Secomony!!!!!!1!
Here here
I endorse Tyler for president.
What would be your plan for if in the middle of this Phoenix decides to attack?
I think this kind of stuff shows us all how much of a big picture thinker and planner Tyler F Durden is
A lot of guys have plans that are willy nilly, even if we do not go through with these exact plans, it shows us the kind of detailed thinking and planning ability he has
This kind of thinking and planning will at a minimum make Canada a very fun and interesting place
This is an awesome idea.
I read Teh Sodomy. You should rename it that
It'd be great if u could be President for this reason, but do u have the time?
lmao, pure brilliance
Holy shit.
How are you need Prime Minister?
Did you ever do teh maths?
Is it cheaper do do a shitload of landswaps or pay 15g more per license?
Yes ,a great sales pitch.
Spencer I read teh Sodomy...I must admit, the chapter about your mom was great bedtime reading 😛
Luvs ya Spencer!
Update your maps, Poland & Spain cannot into Canada, thanks to France 😃
@ Shern, yes they can - just not by EXACT same route.
@ Dr. Pain, Did YOU do Teh Maths? Math is fun, but war funner.
@ Ace_Blazer, Yes I have Teh Time. I wouldn't run if I didn't.
Maybe Spain, but not Poland...
Yes, Poland too..
Look at Teh Map.
Etemenanki 11 hours ago
"What would be your plan for if in the middle of this Phoenix decides to attack?"
- We'd evaluate the situation as it stood and make the best choice available to us. Observe that this particular plan does not require USA and Canada to be at war - which means we can still defend each other.
Ireland is the hot knife, we are the butter.
that is an awsome plan. and regardless of the cost would give us lots of war to fight even short term, plus all those BH medals from the swaps plus the RW medals.
i think it would be fun i'm interested...
Could the US borrow one of those Diamond regions instead? That'd take out 1/2 of your diamond companies and lower some competition as well! 🙂
Pretty awesome plan though!
Anything for the host of my favoritist internet radio show eva.
RAWR GOF FOR PRESIDENT
Wow, I'm impressed with your plan. I read part 1 yesterday and love it. Good luck in the elections from a Bro in eUSA!
I endorse this plan, it should also involve killin red coats though :/
Amazing.
"Ireland is the hot knife, we are the butter."
lol
I like it.
In Tyler I Trust, he'd make a great President.
~fkuu~
Sounds almost exactly like "Teh Lulz" that eUK embarked on a few months ago. I still think this is a pea-brained idea that will end in tears.
eCanada could use some new colours on the map I guess.
Actually Econo Maximus the only risky part was attacking Mexico because of the Russian MPPs (we already have an open war with Russia).
Russia can attack us any time they like, provided they border us.
Even if the war against Mexico goes sour, it's not as tho they could get to Canadian territory - they'd have to declare war on USA to get to us.
Or get thru Spain and Poland.
🙂
There are a lot of ideas that will go out of the window come first contact. Best layed plans that go all to hell and that sort of stuff.
While I approve of your effort I just believe that the core of this idea of handing areas to another country is flawed.
What should happen if Canada should ever want these areas back?
There are far too many unknowns before V2 comes out.
The only unknown is V2.