Super Trooper: Midtjylland is safe! Now, to the North!

Day 694, 15:11 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mr Woldy


Swedes!?

As you probably know by now, Sweden launched an attack on a region the UK is looking after for Denmark, Midtjylland.

Many enemies soon appeared at our door, Polish soldiers, American soldiers, Croatians Soldiers, Greek soldiers. It was a large Eden party that had apparently been planned. I lol’d when I realised they’d forgotten to send me an invite...

So, we decided to have a little party of our own, soon friends were round and gave us a hand distributing the Swedish meatballs I had purchased, and we were having a right jolly time.

On that note, I would like to say a large thank you to all the people who came round to lend a hand, together, as allies, we beat them back. We showed them, what teamwork is really like.


I’d also like to congratulate the Navy and the Para’s on their fantastic display. It struck me earlier in the evening that to test our funny bones we ought to have Ikea avatars. If you were around at the right time, you would have seen something that looked a bit like this;



Not only did we have a good laugh, we succeeded in defending Midtjylland.
Screenshot courtesy of Jan Baykara, “photography in the field”

It does however seem, that amongst all that kerfuffle, the USA have taken the Opportunity to attack Hungarian-Occupied Manitoba.

Oh you sneaky devils you!

Two can play at that Game!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/7734

Oh no we di'ent! To Nordjylland!!


Where do we go from here?

Well needless to say if you’re not yet in the military you missed out on a good laugh. So why not head on over to the hub and sign up for the navy right now?
http://military.erepublik.co.uk/

If the API from eRep is a bit rough, it may be worth trying once or twice to make sure your application gets through.

The RG also has some planned reform, closer to the time you will hear more about the changes. The general view is that it should be turned into a training facility where recruits are prepared for active service in the navy. Of course there shall be an immobile army, but it shall be much more exclusive, and people who can move but won’t move will be less likely to get in.


Update!

Our ministers are going about their business, if you haven’t already read this quick guide to wellness that was released today by the MoHa.

The MoT and MoF are working on figuring out how much money we get from Taxes, this will serve not only to make judgements on changing taxes much more precise, but can also help us figure out how much money we can spend in order to save some money for a rainy day.

If you did what I did and overfought today (I had good reason, I reached General) then you can contact the Gifting Director Indiekid, who will on a one off occasion help you get back to 40 wellness so when the next battle occurs you can use your regions hospital.

Need some cash?
The MoHa has gone about running a national lottery scheme, read up on it here, and if it catches your fancy, why not buy a ticket? I know I would.


Finally, I’d like to say thanks to Ali Bollocks. Your Q3’s helped me rank up.
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(hopefully my Avatar explains the song reference in the title.)

Mr Woldy,
Prime Minister.


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