Operation Hier Kom Kak
Day 881, 21:08
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by Army East Public Affairs
This We'll Defend - The Official Newspaper of Army Group East
Location: South Africa
Dateline: Day 881
Reporter: Capt. acg515
South Africa has completely forced the Brazilians out of South Africa, after an amazing victory in Gauteng, and a surprising victory in the Mpumalanga RW. With a strong showing from EDEN forces, and the powerful forces that we sent, victory was all but assured. Forces aligned with the US put out a whopping 21% of the damage that was done at Gauteng. All told, allied forces did around 3.4 million in damage. Stats can be found at
http://www.zhunder.com/showbattle.php?id=9983
After that win in Gauteng, there were more surprises. At Mpumalanga, our allies were able to put a ton of damage forth. While we put a lot of damage into the failed battle, the Croatians were able to pull of the win in the Resistance War and so, we killed two birds with only one stone.
Now, all that remains is Limpopo, held by Argentina. It will be a tough nut to crack, but I'm confident that it will eventually fall. It was an amazing battle the other night when it went into Overtime, and exceeded all hopes. It is fun to fight when we don't have to worry about bugs to cloud the outcome. Battle 10000 was good.
Also, many of us Americans, myself included, have been wondering what the meaning of Operation 'Hier Kom Kak' is. It apparently means "Here Comes Poop" or the Sh** derivative of this word. It was an appropriate word - the Operation was a great success.
Other battles that are happening today include an RW in Oulu, occupied Finland, another win for the French against Poland, some training wars, Slovakia declaring war on Czech Republic because Pizza The Hut said they weren't conservative enough, and really, nothing else of importance. Just another day in the eWorld.
In Army news, Army Group East & West have split their forums, in a continuation of the Army's split between AGE, and AGW. Up until recently we have been posting the AGW orders right next to AGE's orders - which could get confusing. All potential for confusion has now been erased.
We are also looking for more soldiers. Those of you that have been reading my articles and wondering how to do this kind of stuff, well, here's the chance. We need guys and gals who are willing and able to move around the world, fight the enemy, and bring the pain. If you have 9+ Strength, and In-Game rank of Colonel, you can join https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&pli=1&formkey=dE4tZURUTHFaQzZYSUI3V3phRV82T3c6MA">here.
If you don't meet the requirements, or have never been in the military, join the Training Corps. They have cookies and will gladly take you - and help you learn about the game, especially if you're new. You can sign up for the Training Corps here.
Either way you cut the cheese, the fact is this - you will be helping your country far more in the military than out, and you will be busy meeting awesome and amazing people. I strongly urge you guys to give it a try.
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Location: South Africa
Dateline: Day 881
Reporter: Capt. acg515
South Africa has completely forced the Brazilians out of South Africa, after an amazing victory in Gauteng, and a surprising victory in the Mpumalanga RW. With a strong showing from EDEN forces, and the powerful forces that we sent, victory was all but assured. Forces aligned with the US put out a whopping 21% of the damage that was done at Gauteng. All told, allied forces did around 3.4 million in damage. Stats can be found at
http://www.zhunder.com/showbattle.php?id=9983
After that win in Gauteng, there were more surprises. At Mpumalanga, our allies were able to put a ton of damage forth. While we put a lot of damage into the failed battle, the Croatians were able to pull of the win in the Resistance War and so, we killed two birds with only one stone.
Now, all that remains is Limpopo, held by Argentina. It will be a tough nut to crack, but I'm confident that it will eventually fall. It was an amazing battle the other night when it went into Overtime, and exceeded all hopes. It is fun to fight when we don't have to worry about bugs to cloud the outcome. Battle 10000 was good.
Also, many of us Americans, myself included, have been wondering what the meaning of Operation 'Hier Kom Kak' is. It apparently means "Here Comes Poop" or the Sh** derivative of this word. It was an appropriate word - the Operation was a great success.
Other battles that are happening today include an RW in Oulu, occupied Finland, another win for the French against Poland, some training wars, Slovakia declaring war on Czech Republic because Pizza The Hut said they weren't conservative enough, and really, nothing else of importance. Just another day in the eWorld.
In Army news, Army Group East & West have split their forums, in a continuation of the Army's split between AGE, and AGW. Up until recently we have been posting the AGW orders right next to AGE's orders - which could get confusing. All potential for confusion has now been erased.
We are also looking for more soldiers. Those of you that have been reading my articles and wondering how to do this kind of stuff, well, here's the chance. We need guys and gals who are willing and able to move around the world, fight the enemy, and bring the pain. If you have 9+ Strength, and In-Game rank of Colonel, you can join https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&pli=1&formkey=dE4tZURUTHFaQzZYSUI3V3phRV82T3c6MA">here.
If you don't meet the requirements, or have never been in the military, join the Training Corps. They have cookies and will gladly take you - and help you learn about the game, especially if you're new. You can sign up for the Training Corps here.
Either way you cut the cheese, the fact is this - you will be helping your country far more in the military than out, and you will be busy meeting awesome and amazing people. I strongly urge you guys to give it a try.
For more information on the eUS Military, check here.
Presidential Newspaper
Vice-Presidential Newspaper
DoD Orders
Alucard Bloodlust - Simple Vampire, or something more powerful?
Our final dose of Emerick?
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A big thank you goes out to all Soldiers, Seals, Citizens, and anyone else who fought in South Africa - not to mention to the South Africans for their hospitality.
Good article
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Harlot is not the president and the DoD order org is not our vice president.
Wow my urls are screwed up - they weren't put in that way - eRep must be bugged, but I'll try and work it out.