My Friends,

Day 879, 23:00 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick


Hard times are upon us, my friends. I won the election in the former AAP. However, a strange chain of events has happened.

First, I was banned at 6:00 eR time on the morning of the 26th. Then, I was removed as party president. Finally, today, there was a serious attempt on my life. According to my profile page, I have received 5 forfeit points. Yet I am still alive and well. I may die at any moment, but I must get my message out before that happens, my friends.

Strange things have happened to me recently, my friends. This course of events was no mere coincidence, I believe. I believe that there has been a coordinated effort against my life. Things have just worked out too well.

Look at me


Because I received 5FP, I have lost 90 wellness.

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. But, I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger.

In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the top five parties will be reorganized into the into strong and powerful entities...for a safe and secure society.

Max McFarland 2 has organized the American Progressive Front, a merger of AAP, USWP, and the former DERPs into the party where I won the election a few days ago. Soon, we, SEES(PROTIP: turn on your speakers and enjoy the new and improved pages), will be given control of the second largest party, formerly USWP. This will give our country two strong and motivated parties, but the bottom three parties are still in question.

The Federalists, at least, are a strong party, especially considering their size. The UIP, and Libs, however, are still fragile entities. We, as a country must come together as one and come up with a plan to strengthen these parties. I have a few ideas of my own that I will submit to these parties, but we need more good ideas. Talk amongst yourselves.

Finally, everyone who is not running for congress or isn't acting as a blocker in another party still needs to join UIP to keep strengthening it.

If you are interested in joining my party, join our forums and IRC channel. Do some research on us if you're interested, here is our wiki page. Enjoy.