NX: Keep on Rollin' in Rhode Island

Day 1,250, 14:35 • Published in USA USA • by Necros Xiaoban

Ya'll need to give a poor girl some rest

Dear Sweet Rhode Island,

Hi.

Those of you who've kept an eye on national news may be aware that I was campaigning in Arizona a week ago before Mexico conquered it. The President believed (and I agreed) we did not have the resources to defend it at that time. You may also be aware that I then moved to Delaware, before Canada move to conquer it. This was done to block a potential Polish invasion, and insulate our borders. You may feel some slight trepidation, then, when I tell you that I am now running in your state. President Emerick assures me that Rhode Island will not be invaded. *cough*


Please, mericful Dio, spare us this fate.

As I say, I will be campaigning for the seat of Senator from Rhode Island this 25th of April, and I'd appreciate your support. I realize I'm not from these parts but I promise you, I'm the hardest working candidate in this country. I invite you to read the campaign articles I've already put out, as I hope they'll reveal a little of my character to you,

NX Declares Candidacy for Congress
NX: Defending All Our Borders
NX: Slaying the Pizza
NX: We Will Rise Again

There is likely at this point no one more firmly committed than I to seeing our borders secured and our enemies expelled. Not only have I been fighting a retreat across the country, not only have I gotten up at the crack of dawn to direct battles for the President, not only have I worked to help evacuate those caught in the war's path... I also have had the nightmare political campaign from Hell. 😛 Its times like these I'm grateful we as a nation have ANY regions left and I assure you, if elected to Congress I will do my absolute best to see this war through, and our borders restored.

So please, Rhode Island, vote Necros Xiaoban for Congress on the 25th of April.

God Bless.