NX Declares Candidacy for Congress

Day 1,244, 10:30 • Published in USA USA • by Necros Xiaoban

That is one sexy politician.

I, Necros Xiaoban, do hereby declare my candidacy for the eUnited States Congress on behalf of the Great State of Arizona. Arizona is a great and beautiful state, with a strong heritage. More importantly, Arizona knows how to deal with Mexicans.... BUILD A FENCE!

As the Senator from Arizona I would work closely with Congress to secure the necessary funding to once and for all build a proper wall to keep the Mexicans out of our good country. Already I have had my staff draw up plans and estimate costs for building such a fence, and we believe it is 110% doable.



Once we have a proper fence to keep the Mexicans out we will then be able to focus on building a proper fortress wall, with miles of concertina wire, landmines, trenches, bunkers, killing fields and other vital assets for the protection of our border.

The old political elite thought it was acceptable for our border patrol guards to be outfitted with antiquated transportation such as horses.



This is unacceptable. I will work closely with the Department of the Interior to ensure our Border Patrol is equipped with the very latest in assault vehicle technology in order to take the fight to the enemy whenever and wherever they may be.



If you support American sovreignty, and the preservation of our fair state I ask that you vote for me, Necros Xiaoban, for Senator of Arizona on the 25th of April.

God Bless.



Read my followup article, NX: Defending All Our Borders!