NX: Defending All Our Borders

Day 1,246, 11:57 • Published in USA USA • by Necros Xiaoban

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A few short days ago I, Necros Xiaoban, announced my candidacy for the eUnited States Congress on behalf of the Great State of Arizona. Since then, I have been slandered by my political opponents for garnering votes because I have a nice set of tits instead of my purely political discourse.

Friends, I find these accusations purely repulsive, and deny them in the strongest of terms. After all, there is a great deal more to me than just my boobs.


I have a finely toned and shaped booty, too

As stated in my initial campaign article, I will spend a great deal of time focusing on the creation of a proper fence between our nation and Mexico. Of course, it would be foolish of Congress to wall off one country without walling off them all. Therefore it makes the most sense to me and my advisors to eliminate the need for a wall with Canada altogether by creating from them the 51st state of the Union.



Of course, the sudden influx of Canadians into our country would have serious ramifications on our job markets so it would be in our best interests to send them elsewhere. When faced with the two seemingly separate issues of building a fence in Mexico and removing our border with Canada, my great and noble leadership abilities allowed me to to transcend the issues and create an ultimate solution.

We will build the wall with Canadians. Yes, that is correct. Hundreds of thousands of Canadians will be linked together in an impenetrable wall spanning the entire length of the Mexican-American border, with defense in depth. By using living, breathing Canucks we are able to embed detection and response systems directly into the fence, turning what was a passive system into a fully autonomous, self-replicating active defense network.


Not even a river can sway Canadians from their duty

To see this through I need your support, America. I need your votes, and I need your endorsements. If you're prepared to see a united North America, then shout this article, endorse me in your own articles, tell your friends about it, and of course, vote for me, Necros Xiaoban, on the 25th of April for the United States Congress.

God Bless.