NX: Slaying the Pizza
Necros Xiaoban
The face of your savior
Since beginning my campaign for Arizona's seat in the United States Senate I, Necros Xiaoban, have been repeatedly asked what I intend to do about Pizza the Hut. I must admit, I initially dismissed such questions out of hand, confident in the belief that PtH is a non-threat to the safety and security of the United States. On further reflection, however, I've come to realize that many people aren't aware of the measures Congress is capable of taking. As such I thought I'd take the time to give you a rundown of our options.
Know the face of the enemy
Worst Case Scenario: Pizza the Hut is elected President of the United States.
Response: Impeachment! Yes, within 24 hours of being elected President, Pizza the Hut would find himself impeached from office. That of course leaves Pizza up to 24 hours to wreak havoc... or does it? Much of what a President does requires he have the gold in the treasury to do it. Wars, battles, peace treaties, alliances, etc all require sufficient funds in the treasury prior to the President declaring/proposing any such action. In the event Pizza seemed likely to have a chance of becoming President Congress could ensure the full removal of such funds from the treasury, storing them safely in Congressional orgs until the threat had passed. Essentially, Pizza would have no power in his brief time in office.
Next to Worst Case Scenario: Pizza the Hut is elected to Congress.
Response: Expulsion! As in the past, Congress can simply refuse to recognize Pizza the Hut, and deny him access to congressional channels, forums, etc. Any proposals put forward by Pizza the Hut can be declared null and void. Anyone granted citizenship by Pizza the Hut can be immediately blacklisted from future office. Pizza's certainly tried it before, and may try it again, but don't expect Congress to put up with his shenanigans.
Other wonderful things we can do to ensure Pizza remains irrelevant:
Ban him from the forums! This in fact something we've already done, but you get the idea. Without being able to voice his propaganda in the public forum, his effectiveness is strictly limited. Furthermore, we are able to concisely explain to new players why Pizza is bad for the country without him butting in with his lies.
Declare him to be a known terrorist! The government could pass a resolution identifying Pizza as a terrorist, and use its clout to circulate that information out to the masses.
Educate new players via the New Citizen Message! Every new player receives a PM 'from the President' automatically and we can make sure they're well informed on the dangers of associating with Pizza.
Place a bounty on Pizza's head! We all know what a lying scumbag Pizza is, so the best thing to do is ensure he's banned! Of course to do that someone has to catch him in the act, so what we need is a sizable reward for anyone able to provide information leading to Pizza's capture and banning.
I'm sure now you will agree that Pizza is no danger to this country, provided we remain properly organized. I'm sure you're now prepared to return to reviewing my excellent plans for a giant fence along the Mexican border. I'm sure you want to elect me, Necros Xiaoban, as Senator from Arizona.
If you do want to elect me, fire a PM my way so we can go over the details of the campaign planning. Other great ways to help are by shouting this article and letting your friends know what a great Senator I'd be. Don't worry, America, we'll handle Pizza, one way or another.
God Bless.
Comments
bilav.
You forgot the [/img] at the end.
\o/
Your analogy is awful and your propaganda is even worse.
Voted.
I'm not sure what analogy you're referring to, Pizza, but I lol in your general direction. 🙂
😁
lol@agay
But seriously, how can we not like pizza. I prefer Domino's
what about him electing a congressional majorityof minions? XD
Ronal😛 That will never happen
ok, that weirdo has been here since i was even born! who gave pizza the citizenship anyway?
Ajay's been here forever 😐 he just won't die....
yea, thankfully he never wins either coyote
ne kadar uzun yazmışsın amın feryadı nası okuyum ben bunu
i hate when someone is arguing about something unimportant as erepublik (online stupid and boring game)
i am here just to have fun like everyone else... so please dont atack each other... we have battles for that 🙂
Ajay is like Gargamel. He's not here to win, he's here to make losing funny.
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pizza the hut better not win, the fact that its even a threat is ridiculous
Ajay is like Sauron whose name originates from the adjective saura "foul, putrid" in the language of Quenya, and can be translated as "the Abhorred" or "the Abomination".
one thing is he knows to mass mail like anyone else who had done that. so the problem are the lies he distributes I got a targeted mail to convince me to leave my party and join his.
People who are new, might think hey why not. So full disclosure is definitely helpful. Had I not read CRoy's article I'd not known about PtH.
Sorry, I couldn't see your article, those balloons got in my way.
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,6714.0.html
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love \o
interesting point of view, from someone who have just one HW medal :😁
if you have to put her "smile" on avatar, for ppl to remember you, you got your self a serious problem, running for congress :😁
(sadly)Devoid x2 :😁
lollll Gillighan. I have the problem of putting in 8 hour days in eRepublik, every day, and still forgetting to work 😛
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