National Newspaper Association returns!

Day 1,433, 06:37 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by National Newspaper Association

Hello dear friends, today marks the return of the N.N.A. weekly news roundup, however, this joyous occasion has been marred by the untimely demise of our former editor in chief Horice G Fossil. Let us take a moment to remember.




It seems that our beloved Horice was very much aware of his deathly condition and published one final article. Please take a moment to read it:

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-farewell-to-arms-1-1883788/1/20




What?! He’s not dead?! Gone on a long holiday! The rotten little…
I spent half hour on that banner. Git.

Right. The N.N.A has returned, however, from now on every edition will be edited by someone else. Although judging by the small amount people actually willing to do that you may find the different people very similar.

Before we kick into the news round up I would like to have a short rant.

WRITE MORE ARTICLES.

I know the media module is bawked and nothing interesting happens anymore but don’t let that put you off. Make stuff up, create your own scandals, write political articles, pretend you know what you’re on about and so on.

To business…


Government News

Fighting is good. Fighting in the right place is even better. Try checking the MoD paper once in a while for orders.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/mod-news-2762/1

Emergy Maxfell is our countries Minister of Finance and he has free money to giveaway to you. (Money is not actually free, Emergy insists on it being paid back)

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-uk-gov-free-iron-amp-oil-companies-town-center-upgrades-1884662/1/20

Some readers will be shocked to learn that there are other countries in this game. To combat these countries we have what is known as a Minister of Forig Affairs (This month we have two). For updates on their battle against the foreign read on.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-uk-gov-so-many-countries--1888073/1/20




Usually the shortest section in any news round up, however, this week I’ve found three economically based articles. I can not put my excitement into words…

First up the Dark Lord of our fair isle, Iain Keers, has some practical advice to all those looking to upgrade their companies.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-economist-an-extremely-short-and-relevent-bit-of-advice--1887864/1/20

Secondly, I stumbled across a sure fire investment opportunity offered to all by Zachary Latif.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/i-need-gold-18-gold-pieces-1885557/1/20

Finally I give you Walters1989, a new kid on the block. I envisage him as being the Justin Bieber of the business world. The pictures look interesting.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/reports-20th-october-2011-1886479/1/20


WAR

Boom! Bang! Thud?
Here’s Gambit with a really nice article about how people are fighting other people ‘cos they want to win the game.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-82-i-just-made-myself-an-article-yum--1884797/1/20



This week has seen a rise in nostalgia about the game in times gone by and the misery of the game as it is now. This in turn has produced three articles that are a bit bleak to say the least. I give you the trio of unimaginable depression and despair:

Sir Humphrey Appleby : http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-end-of-history1-1886273/1/20

Tomazim : http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/forwards-to-the-past-1884434/1/20

Jacen Molare: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-decline-of-a-great-game--1887933/1/20






There was only one story on everybody’s lips this week and I feel that in order to do it justice we must ignore all other political articles. Kieran99 esteemed member of the British Empire Party has sent out a rallying cry to citizens throughout our great nation.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/congress1-1883427/1/20



And Finally...



Mature male seeks like minded people for fun, frolics and good humoured discussion. Must like roleplay, have own teeth and a GSOH. Own transport is a must.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/alternative-to-the-euk-forums-ii-pot-calls-kettle-black-and-new-features--1887807/1/20

And on that bombshell

All my love

Karacticus

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