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Love on the Rocks; An Abuse of Trust.

Good Evening!
Over the past day some pretty interesting things have been happening in the eUK. The Commanding Officer of the Special Forces hijacked all the companies and funds that were used by the troops in the Special forces. Being in charge, Widdows9000 was trusted with managing the companies and so had access to the organisations used by the SF.
Next, he opened a thread in the General section of the eUK forums, stating;
" Hello there. I have recently raided the Ministry of Defence and its the 6 military orgs. If you search 'widds' in game you will see my 6 orgs that currently hold all the military companies.
Here is a list of what I have stolen:
70 gold
1788.35 GBP
0.36 EEK
0.14 ESP
41.63 FRF
48.51 HUF
29.31 IDR
0.26 RON
5 q3 companies
2 q1 companies
1 q2 company
577 q3 weps
4 q1 weps
1911 iron
19 market licenses
I know it's not that impressive but still will cost a bit to get those companies all back up to where they were. My terms are simple, attack the eUSA, and you get everything back.
No negotiations or I give it all to the eUSA. You have 24 hours from this post.
If by 11 o clock British time you have not attacked eUSA the demand goes up to attacking eSweden and eUSA. I don't care what region just push the button Woldy.
Lord widdows9000 MBE, VC
RRS wannabee"
However, The eUK will not negotiate with thieves, attention seekers, or terrorists.
People who make such demands after listening to the views of a small group of individuals rather than approaching people diplomatically are much less likely to achieve what they set out too. Furthermore, the select few should not try to force their views on the citizens of the eUK.
We are not closed minded when it comes to attacking the USA, we know that we have to plan carefully and time things right. Unfortunately at the time these demands were made, the timing was not right. There is a lot going on in the international scene that makes an attack on the USA non-sensical. We understand the reasons behind attacking the USA are sound, but I cannot emphasise enough that right now, doing so would simply be mad, we wouldn't win and would only serve to put us at a disadvantage by activiting all of their MPP's. It is likely if it is ever done, it shall be part of a larger plan - wether it be devised to take regions or simply create activity.
In other words, When the USA is attacked, it will be on our own terms.
It is of my understanding that the eUK has not been involved in any direct battles, so for training and healing purposes we shall aim to open battles meaning you can use your hospitals, for now you can fight green.
It will not however, be long until we are involved in direct and exciting battles, and until then I advise joining the navy, where you will be moved around to fight for our allies overseas.
Widdows has been removed as Commanding Officer and is in the process of losing his Lordship.
Mr Woldy,
Prime Minister of the eUK.
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GROW SOME BALLS BOYO
Grow a brain.
WOLDYMAXX!!!
Well , there goes your army . xD
What a loser is widdows.
Widdows is a disgrace!
even if we accepted his demands, he could still give the stuff to the eUSA. He has already sold one company to them.
HEIL UK!
Shame on you Widdows!
'When the US is attacked'
Grow a brain. [x2]
Condolence from Poland
Gremlin-os (The Polish Ambassador to the UK)
WOLDYMAXXX
Widdows is a traitor. Crucify him >
Woldymaxxx!!!
Never trust widds, i knew that lol
So long, and thanks for all the guns.
You cannot join this fight because your country is not involved in the war???????????
So...you're not attacking us? Damn it. I was hoping we'd see some redcoat action.
I say attack eUSA
Terrorists... haha!
Way to be overdramatic, dear
Im sure you'll get some Bradley
"We shall not negotiate with terrorists" I lol'd... I don't know why...
I heart woldy!
I like your style Woldy.
HAIL WIDDOWS9000
Yes, attack the USA! Do it!
how can government negotiate with a STEALER? Ask admins bans him. How unethical!
DO EEEEET!
ATTACK US RIGHT NOW
I'm laughing so hard.
Good Goverment does NOT include blackmail for 'lulz'.
grow some guts
"We are not closed minded when it comes to attacking the USA, we know that we have to plan carefully and time things right."
What a lulz statement.
Please freaking attack, I want to see you guys crushed
BTW, this just shows why the UK can never be trusted. Why is it the UK is always getting blackmailed? Because it it filled with thieves and traitors. Shouldn't be surprised when it happens
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Damn... so we aren't attacking them yet? Booooooooo!
Good stand, Woldy. I had hoped you wouldn't bow down to these type of threats. In your position I would of called Widdows bluff too. I commend you for not giving in and appreciate your efforts trying to find a war we can get involved in.
HAHAHAHAHA "When" the eUSA is attacked? Have fun with that, can't wait until that day comes.
Come on old boy
attack the USA already
it's just a game after all
you hate them and they hate you
why not just man up and do it
you like to run your big mouth and talk all the time
why not just do it now?
let's see what you're made of....
why am i not surprised about what widdow has done? does no one listen to me anymore? everything ive said has come true..
Oh, the drama!
You guys are so boned.
Even as we speak the Dutch are sharpening their skates, affixing them to broomhandles, and preparing skiffs, yachts, and canal barges to cross the sea and put you clowns out of your misery.
So Widds decided that he and his group know better than everyone else and decides to cause some drama. Why am I not really surprised?
I wouldn't give in to such a childish move to get their own way...
Very disappointed in the decision of the Woldy Administration
@Spencer: How many US and Canadian Presidents have robbed their countries?
kthxbai
Operation Teabag is underway!
This is why i love you Woldy.
The only thing you good at is swapping and holding territories, oh wait you fail at that as well!!
Grow some balls for once, bring on the war!
RAWR
I STAND READY TO KILL RED COATS!
Question - what are the sound reasons for attacking the US again? I mean, I understood last time I believe, wanting to show your displeasure at being condescended to and so forth, but is this coming time just because last time didn't work so well?
I STAND READY TO KILL RED COATS!
I STAND READY TO FEAST ON RED COAT BRAINS!
Go go Widdows9000. Good points were raised about his actions. Better to play this game to have fun which is what it is for than to sit around in stagnation.
I love it!
As a loyal soldier of the USA, I would be very happy to host an attack from our British brethren. Unlike in 1812, we would greatly enjoy bringing the battle back up the Thames.
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!!!!
You guys crack me up. Grow some stones, or at least print articles with crappy english like the Indonesians do.
also >>577 q3 weps, and 4 q1 weps<<< *facepalm*
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!!!
We will not negotiate with terrorists. Hmm where have I heard that before?
rofl!
I'm prepared to follow in whatever course the UK leadership wishes to follow. Attack US, don't attack US... I'm not prepared to do so because an ex-member of the house of lords embezzled a bunch of money, then promised to return the money if we declared on someone.
Time to start saving up money again, and hopefully find more trustworthy people for high positions.
We'll save children, but not the British children.
i really was hoping for an attack. too bad. well, the open market will be a great place to buy some q3's for a little while.
wtb eUK with a pair.
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS.
I say attack eUSA, too. I don't want to have to come get you.
Widdows is the Angel of Karma.
@Mr Woldy: booorring
- Quanah Parker
Yeah guys, attack us.
Makes the game interesting I suppose?
but yea widdows is an idiot I hope he is shunned by all in the eWorld
Great article Woldy
Bring it on, please.
C'mon eUK, get medieval on us.
Looks like the turncoat redcoats have a turncoat in their midst.
Way to go Widdows9000, at least one person in the eUK has balls!
So in the end eAmerica still wins.
PUSH THA BUTTON, WOLDY!
I love you Widdows!
Attack us, eUK, I DARE YOU! Oh, and bring your little PEACE buddies with you, such as...Russia...and...oh right, you're crumbling! Nice pick UK! Way to choose the right side!
widdows, and eamerican hero
Your cowardice amuses me.
Agreed with all. Bring it on Woldy. As you said "When the USA is attacked, it will be on our own
terms." Whats the point in waiting to get your ass handed to you, just let us get it over with now.
Widdows: You have the most respect possible for an eAmerican to have for an eBitch, I mean Brit.
attack us. I need an active battle.
DO IT! PUSH THAT DAMN BUTTON!
And I am SO for the name "Operation: Teabag".
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!
"The eUK will not negotiate with thieves, attention seekers, or terrorists." a reversal of policy?
I say you're welcoming to try mates.
attack the eUSA, we need to comply with his commands, he does have the right to take this all...WOLDY YOU GAVE HIM THE RIGHT!!! don't get so pissy now >.>
I think you know why I'm standing ready, don't you?
Please, Mr Woldy, attack us.
This is why government should not be owning and running companies.
Every time I think that eUK couldn't be more full of fail, I'm wrong.
bye bye special forces
What this guy fails to notice is taxes, it will soon be possible to build all the companies up again, get all the weapons back.
Let him sell it to the US, they can't seem to use them right, since all invasions they've done failed, as well as liberating their country which also failed.
Woldy, I think it's time you purge your government from american spies and agents. Only entrust the people you fully believe will do the UK justice.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAKJAKJAAJ KJAKJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA oh my gods you made my day xDDD
Greetings from Spain, the land of the lost 16k gold.
@MortenLond
You are talking about of Dish and Glados?
rotfl
Rofl I like how this article assumes the UK has any chance of attacking the USA. I think you should negotiate with this terrorist
A disappointing turn of events. Instability to the military is hardly going to ensure a well organised campaign when the time arrives to strike or be attacked.
Why put a boy in a job for a man or a woman? Widdows is a scoundrel and a treasonous poltroon.
Dear Widdows9000,
Can I have those companies?
Signed,
Some random American guy
Woldy sucks as PM, I say we start a revolution and overthrow this lame gov't and bring back the Empire. May the Sun never set on the British Empire once again!
I stand ready to kill redcoats. DO EET.
"I stand ready to kill redcoats. DO EET."
x2
Wow all the parrots spouting "I stand ready to kill redcoats" appear to have come out of the tree. Again. Seriously guys, you all sound like you've had your brains removed and replaced with a tape recorder.
Who appointed Widdows as CO Paras and gave him all the keys?
what a bunch of pansies. you aren't going to attack the USA. man you people make me sick.
You crazy? Giving into the demands of a coward? Death to Widdows! Sucks that you can't rob other people in this game.
Widdows9000 reminds me of General Shepard from MW2. Special forces commander gone mad for personal gain.