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Dio's Greatest Love of All (AKA The Proposal)

Day 1,968, 02:55 by Pope Jude the First


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Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow Americans and Ajay:


A Message from His Holyness Pope Jude the First

Brothers and sisters... friends... haterz... butthurt victims of my awesomeness... and the easily fooled...

What a whirlwind few days it has been for relationships in the eWorld. With Pfeiffer confessing his love for fingerguns and his attempts at courting her to anonymous pictures taken by Maximus Decimus.Meridius of fingerguns on a date with the legendary Josh Frost, we are being inundated with public confessions of love, lately. This pleases the God-Emperor and he once again spoke to me through the smoke of the Holy Bong last night during my nightly... errr... meditations. His message last night, however, shocked me to my very core.



Dio has grown weary of the war of words between the oldfag Pfarisees, lead by the ever-infamous Pfeiffer and the new Judeist Dioism sect. He is appalled that his lost followers and the newly-devout cannot live together in harmony. In his own words;
We are Dio. You are Dio. I am Dio.
May the love of Dio be with you, forever


God Emperor Dio Brando wants all his followers to live together in the Holy Sands of the Earth in peace with one another. He cries because the followers of old deny his word through me. His teachings have gone untaught and his warnings have gone unheeded, as the schism between the Pfarisees and the Judeists continues to weaken the message of the his love. Through the smoke last night, however; Dio spoke to me about the greatest love of all.



That's right. Dio has commanded that the leaders of the two Dioistic sects come together in the one way that will put an end to the bickering and usher in a new Age of Enlightenment to all his followers. Dio has commanded me to take Pfeiffer as my bride.



Being God-Emperor, Dio could sense my hesitation, but did clarify a few things up for me;

1. Even Dio knows that Pfeiffer is not worthy of the fair fingerguns and the courtship disgusts not only him, but others as well, making a mockery of a man he once thought of as a son.

2. As His Holyness Pope Jude the First of the Highest Church of Judeist Dioism, I have the funds and the ability to launder money through the Church in order to make Pfeiffer look a bit more sexy.

3. With the blessed union of Pfarisees and Judeists and the return of the Prodigal Son to the true Dioism, the Schism of the Highest Church and the Low Church will come to an end with the consummation of the union when Pfeiffer kisses the ring of the holiest retribution - ie... the cock ring

4. ???

5. PROFIT


A New BETTER Pfeiffer

Only then will the Pfarisees lose their inability to see the continued, living word of Dio comes through me. Only then will the Pfarisees see their folly. Only then can we continue to serve Dio and preach his word of Love.

May the Love of Dio Be With You, In You... Forever

So, Pfeiffer... join me in the Sands of Pakistan for the only blessed union sanctioned by Dio Brando and his Chosen voice, His Holyness Pope Jude the First. Join me... and let's put an end to the madness.




His Holyness Pope Jude the First
eRepublik's Messiah
RadioStar



 

Comments

Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 02:56

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Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,968, 03:06

Worst marriage ever...

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 03:11

But best consummation, imo

Phoenix Quinn
Phoenix Quinn Day 1,968, 03:06

I've seen this story before. I know what happens to the Son.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 03:12

He kisses the ring, ofc

Talostastic
Talostastic Day 1,968, 03:07

Finally, an eMarriage I can get behind. Mostly because someone is getting behind someone after this goes down.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 03:13

First he must kneel down and kiss the ring. Only then will the Pfarisee be filled

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 1,968, 03:07

\o/

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 03:13

Your excitement is unmatched.

Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,968, 03:19

Ahahahaha!

EnterAwesome
EnterAwesome Day 1,968, 03:22

So where is MY eRyuuji?

The Original Fawkie
The Original Fawkie Day 1,969, 23:46

Yo.

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,968, 03:53

May the Love of Dio Be With You, In You... Forever

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 03:57

So Mote It Be

Tiacha Day 1,968, 05:23

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Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 06:39

And they will be showered with redemption.

Tiacha
Tiacha Day 1,968, 09:50

Awww man this is my first modded post ever. Feel special, Jude.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 09:52

Perhaps this deserves a promotion to nun-status in the Highest Church. Glad to be the one to pop the cherry

Tiacha
Tiacha Day 1,968, 10:11

I'd be honored to be a nun in the most holy church.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 17:40

Welcome Holy Sister.

Marquis Andras Day 1,968, 06:48

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Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 07:46

No. Pay attention if you wanna be Pope Jude the Second.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,968, 08:10

So what is the process? lol

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 17:44

i'll explain on IRC, my unenlightened child

ligtreb
ligtreb Day 1,968, 06:15

Amazing.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 06:39

Ask him after he repents.

beerman616
beerman616 Day 1,968, 06:43

I don't even...

This whole series of events is actually entertaining. Thank you.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 07:47

glad to be of service and bring entertainment to this game

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,968, 06:47

OMG I always knew Pfeiffer was a girl behind the screen. Pfeffier nice boobs bro.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 17:44

I told ya I can dress him up and make him look sexy

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,968, 17:53

Sexy is the perfect word for it.

Catri Athena
Catri Athena Day 1,968, 07:16

I'm sooo jealous of Pfeffier. I'm sure he'll enjoy worshipping the Holy Cock Ring and your 12". lol

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 17:45

there are many that need redemption

bigcdizzle
bigcdizzle Day 1,968, 08:23

So wrong on so many levels...

Catri Athena
Catri Athena Day 1,968, 08:49

but doesn't that make it oh so right? lol

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 09:42

My young disciple, Catri, speaks the truth.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,968, 12:14

How so? Anti gay?

Ghost of Tom Joad
Ghost of Tom Joad Day 1,968, 08:50

Here is some relationship advice, from Gwar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeuB5loCl-Y

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 09:43

I think this is more of my bride's speed - http://goo.gl/z4kkJ

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,968, 09:55

Now THAT'S a power couple

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 16:43

me and the ring?

Bord0 de Clora
Bord0 de Clora Day 1,968, 09:57

Voted o/
(already sub)

Gant tommy
Gant tommy Day 1,968, 12:22

Heretic

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 17:40

Dio tells me that the butthurt is strong in this one.

Gant tommy
Gant tommy Day 1,969, 18:01

I had always hoped you'd pick me.

Kooguy
Kooguy Day 1,968, 12:24

May the Love of Dio Be With You, In You... Forever

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 17:46

You are a good and just servant. Spread the love of Dio to all!

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,968, 12:32

voted hard -
May the Love of Dio Be With You, In You !!! Forever \o/

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,968, 17:49

And Also With You, my child.

 
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