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A Challenger Appears

Day 1,967, 09:38 by Derphoof


As we all know, lately, Pfeiffer has been trying to court Fingerguns and persuade her to eMarry him. Despite the fact that he is a member of the harem of Dio Brando and married to other women in another game, he does not see that as a problem. He claims that Fingerguns is the one true person for him.

However, is Pfeiffer the one true love of Fingerguns?

We all know that Fingerguns has a lover: The Feds. She has devoted her entire eLife to caring for them, in sickness and in health. However, new information has just been passed along to this journalist. It would seem that Fingerguns is spurning the affections of master puppeteer elitist, Pfeiffer, in pursuit of another man...


Eat your heart out, Pfeiffer

That’s right folks. Thanks to an anonymous source, we at the Daily Derp can verify that Fingerguns has indeed been spotted on a date with none other than former PotUS, Josh Frost. As you can see, they are certainly having a good time, enjoying a romantically fancy dinner. You can see here, Fingerguns getting lost in Josh Frost’s eyes while he laughs uncontrollably. This certainly looks like more than just two pals having a friendly night on the town. What happened after this dinner and later into the night cannot be confirmed. Our source simply states that they were seen leaving together and driving towards a residential area of town.

When we approached Fingerguns and inquired about the photo, she had no comment.

We at the Daily Derp have been following Pfeiffer’s courtship of Fingerguns since he first broke the news a few days ago. With this shocking development, it has become obvious that he is not the only one after her affection and she is possibly not even interested in him at all. Our photographers and investigative journalists have been unable to find any photos of a meeting between Pfeiffer and Fingerguns. Was Pfeiffer even aware that he had challengers to beat out?

We will continue to follow the story and provide updates as more information comes into our offices regarding this developing story.

 

Comments

MaartenW
MaartenW Day 1,967, 09:39

Been reading this before it was cool \o

Talon Karrde
Talon Karrde Day 1,967, 09:41

Ermagawd!

Pope Jude the First Day 1,967, 09:41

Comment deleted

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,967, 09:42

Josh Frost + fingerguns = Win

Jude Connors + Pfeiffer = More butthurt for Pfeiffer

Tell Pfeiffer a homosexual eMarriage to me is better suited for him - He can't handle the awesomeness of fingerguns - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/walk-with-me-fg-2242710/1/20#comments

Ghost of Tom Joad
Ghost of Tom Joad Day 1,967, 09:54

You're a riot, man.

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,967, 10:04

I do what I can to make it all fun and enjoyable.

Making Pfeiffer fun and enjoyable will be a giant task, though.

kody5
kody5 Day 1,967, 09:43

The Feds will defend this marriage.
\.0./

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,967, 09:45

laughable

Josh Frost
Josh Frost Day 1,967, 09:46

A gentleman never speaks of such things.

Alexander Radsoc Goebbels
Alexander Radsoc Goebbels Day 1,967, 09:48

I was the photographer and the anonymous source

MaartenW
MaartenW Day 1,967, 09:50

Anonymous source ... YOU HAD ONE JOB

Alexander Radsoc Goebbels
Alexander Radsoc Goebbels Day 1,967, 09:52

lol, I did not get paid so I have retaliated in the only way I know how

Molly Emma
Molly Emma Day 1,967, 09:55

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Punisher FC
Punisher FC Day 1,967, 09:57

Assuming Fingerguns is

A. Not Pfeiffer's multi
B. A female
C. Anyone worth giving a crap about.

FREE ZOOEY!

Tiacha
Tiacha Day 1,967, 09:59

Frosty 4 FG's eHUBBY!

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,967, 10:05

This is a marriage that His Holyness Pope Jude the First approves.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,967, 10:52

Can I be Jude the second?

Pope Jude the First
Pope Jude the First Day 1,967, 11:14

If anyone would be, it'd be you, Hood

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 1,968, 04:34

such a kiss arse...

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,968, 06:27

Fuck off Wayne lol

Waysted
Waysted Day 1,967, 15:42

see hood he does love ya!

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,968, 06:26

You too as well... ♥

bigcdizzle
bigcdizzle Day 1,967, 10:08

Fingerguns deserves to be with her one true love....Alexander Hamilton.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,967, 10:53

The former treasurer? Isnt he dead?

Bradley Reala
Bradley Reala Day 1,967, 21:49

Former President and no. Alex will never die.

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,967, 11:03

No comment.

AntiRed.051
AntiRed.051 Day 1,967, 11:21

519v

One Sky
One Sky Day 1,967, 12:35

The Feds shall protect fg

Dell Fargus
Dell Fargus Day 1,967, 17:23

I can picture FG with a minivan full of little pfeiffers, taking them to cub scouts.

crashthompson
crashthompson Day 1,967, 17:35

That is something only demons and the demented imagine. Which one are you?

Dell Fargus
Dell Fargus Day 1,967, 20:04

Both.

crashthompson
crashthompson Day 1,967, 17:35

FG is already eMarried, to the Fed Party.

Pontifex Ward
Pontifex Ward Day 1,967, 18:36

eRep. celeb gossips. What comes next?

Ceannaire
Ceannaire Day 1,967, 21:08

Vote

Hope Solo
Hope Solo Day 1,968, 04:35

Clearly a scam. How can fingerguns be lost in Frost's eyes if he is laughing so uncontrollably that his eyes are shut? At least I'll admit she looks rather happy looking at his giant tongue!

Jon873
Jon873 Day 1,968, 05:15

Votado!

Arrden
Arrden Day 1,968, 08:23

I like Turtles

Norbengo
Norbengo Day 1,968, 11:14

We'll hes better lookin' for sure

Felix Mironow
Felix Mironow Day 1,969, 01:39

intrigue, scandal, investigation. How do you like it)

Kishmahov
Kishmahov Day 1,969, 09:13

+1

Evanghelion
Evanghelion Day 1,969, 09:11

ahahaha

Clydeo
Clydeo Day 1,969, 19:03

Interesting

 
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