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Pfieffer courting Fingerguns...makes me nauseous.

Day 1,967, 12:37 • Published in USA USA

• by Francis Undawood

It's like a walrus trying to mate with a poodle, sure it's interesting to watch but it's not going to end well. Plus now we have to listen to all that massive load of "I love you" and "I want to bang you" and she'll say "just call me later" or "I'm actually into being a lesbian at this point" conversation.

And really who wants to deal with that. See I'm not stupid (yes that is my own personal opinion) when I say what I'm about to say. Actually like most of my articles I will now use a movie to illustrate my point.

Have you ever seen Saving Silverman? It's a funny movie.
It's got Jack Black, that Steve guy, and Amanda Peet. The thing is to remember that hot girl, no not Amanda Peet but the nun girl. See when one girl gets all the attention of all the guys honestly it's kinda embarrassing to all of man kind. Let's face it, there are quite a few other fish in this sea of Erepublik.

There are lots of great women out there. In fact did you know at least 50% of all the women on Erep are men and half of those are women.

trufax my friend.

Let's not get hooked on one girl all the time. Because in the end it's not whether you did her in the back of your car or she looks good naked, it's true love*.

*and whether she remembered to tell you to wear a condom

If anyone needs me I'll be single.

Comments

fingerguns Day 1,967, 14:37

"I'm actually into being a lesbian at this point"

good idea.

Jude Connors Day 1,967, 14:54

Tell Pfeiffer a homosexual eMarriage to me is better suited for him - He can't handle the awesomeness of fingerguns - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/walk-with-me-fg-2242710/1/20#comments

Bia Pandora Day 1,967, 15:06

It's all a little PR stunt, relax, it'll be over shortly and josh frost will run for "unity" cp.

😛ulls up a lawnchair and cracks a beer:

Dogpyle Day 1,967, 15:09

:Joins Bia, but brings a Crown & 7:

fingerguns Day 1,967, 17:18

Seemed more likely to me that Pfeiffer would make the CP run. I guess we'll see, though.

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