Americans Evacuate to Florida
Myles Robinson
All Americans are requested to move to the safe region of Florida. California has fallen; it is time to evacuate immediately. Florida is a safe distance away from the invading forces and also home to many companies-- build it up. If you are absolutely unable to afford moving tickets, contact Flying Unicorn Squadron for tickets to evacuate. Former president Woxan is also offering moving tickets.
You will need to move to a neutral country from California, and then from there to Florida. Go California---->Baja, Mexico---->Florida.
In this time of crisis, be sure to subscribe to and follow Department of Defense Civilian Orders. Subscribe to the White House Press Room for updates from the government, and to the Pony Express to support vital articles in the US media.
Croatia has been destroyed and California, our most populous and valuable state, has been overrun by Russia. I am not going to lie to you: this sucks. When I joined the game, I was eBorn in California, which was then occupied and fortified by the once-mighty Indonesian Empire and the forces of PEACE GC. It took us months to reclaim the territory from our enemies, and losing it set off a chain reaction that reduced us all the way to Florida last summer.
[img]http://russia.foreignpolicyblogs.com/files/2008/08/brown-russian-invasion.JPG[/img]
We fought hard, but it was not enough to overcome the bugs that we have been dealing with. Nonetheless, we will prevail. In order to do this, though, we must all help. Follow DoD Orders; join IRC and get into #defense for coordinated attacks; sign up for the military or a party militia; help stop PTOs; recruit your friends to play in order to help us beat back the Russians. We need a babyboom; use the Russian invasion to attract people. Advertise everywhere-- on message boards, at your schools, on mailing lists. Everywhere.
I wish I could write more right now with suggestions and an explanation of events, but time is pressing. There will be more. In the meantime, subscribe to those newspapers above, move to Florida, and don't lose hope. We've made it through once; we can do it again.
~Myles Robinson~
Comments
slowpokes...
Fail EDEN
send me a ticket from California to Florida plx!
Okay, ragequit time.
Living in California. Had to buy ruples or whatever the crap they are before I could buy a moving ticket. Then I get a moving ticket and it says I can't move because I'm still employed. Then I quit my job and it says I can't move to Florida because my country (Russia I guess, although my citizenship is still USA) is at war with the destination country.
So screw this game.
Florida girls>Cali Girls, anyway.
Thank you for helping me move to Florida.
We will prevail.
Votado.
Una pena la perdida de California.
God damn it! I am still waiting for the ticket. Can anybody send me one PLEASEEE!!!
run, girls
this is funny 🙂
Jefferson
'Living in California. Had to buy ruples or whatever the crap they are before I could buy a moving ticket. Then I get a moving ticket and it says I can't move because I'm still employed. Then I quit my job and it says I can't move to Florida because my country (Russia I guess, although my citizenship is still USA) is at war with the destination country.'
You obviously did not read the article or you would have known you must go to a neutral country. Don't blame the game because you are stupid.
Where is the word of our leader during these dire times?
this is why i live in florida.
I guess Arny wasnt enough to save California 😉
Q5 tanks > Terminator
Leadership anyone?
Oh, well, I guess as long as we have self-informed civilians, we'll muddle through.
>Americans Evacuate to Florida
where did I see this before?
Lol! Why didn't you start evacuation before California fell. XD
Florida my a**. The U.S government can't protect it's precious 50 states. I'm moving to another country so I don't have to deal with this crap. 😃D
Myles I cant believe you put up that CNN news picture...Russia didn't invade Georgia...Russia was protecting Georgia but hey if you want to believe CNN then go right ahead...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQIjwuknSI0&feature=related
If only Myles was CP atm ;_;
Myles was born Indonesian? 🙂
why Florida, why not just east of cali, it's not like you need fortress states anymore...
Georgia is right next to florida, and its been invaded???/
@Sheen S...: in the past we lost all but one eUSA state!!! And we took them all back!!!
We will do it again, don't worry eCitizen... o7
I hope you guys DO know that Fortress strategy is useless for anything but the cost of attacking the Reigon now?
What you guys should be doing is making sure you can make as many Defense systems as possible and place them ALL in Forida around your capital.
@Jeffferson
sux2bu :/
The fortress state mentality lives on. Wouldn't it have made more sense to tell everyone to move to Texas - or are we just thinking negatively, and saving up on the cost of moving tickets ? Hopefully v2 will help pound the daylights out of these game mechanicist shenannigans. Just remember that old Lewis Grizzard saying,
"If I ever get back to Georgia I'm gonna nail my shoes to the ground."
can u please send me a ticket from California to Florida!
You should advertise in the most important websites of USA. I don´t remember who sai😛 "yes, you can"
kkkkkkkkkkk United Fail of America
HAIL PHoenix
HAIL Brazil
Hail Russia!
7227@ hahahaha!
I need help moving to flordia
OKay. 60% of you people must be half retarded or something. IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE FREAKING ARTICLE TO MOVE TO MEXICO FIRST AND THEN GO TO FLORIDA.
Im fine in Texas. Ruskies aint never gonna take Texas.