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Day 695, 15:36 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Yesterday

Yesterday, you undoubtedly would have read about Sweden trying to invade Midgetland, then, you would have undoubtedly read that they failed in doing so.

Wait whut? They claimed it was to put us off, whilst they attacked Manitoba, they celebrated at there majestic trickery, and were confident that they would win.

Woopsie.. After a lot of fighting, from both sides, Manitoba was after what seemed like a long 24 hours secured.

By The Defenders.

Again, a grand example of team-work, soldiers from all over not only our own but many PEACE countries flooded into Hungary to help keep a hold of Manitoba, and they did a great job.


Nordjylland

So when Manitoba was attacked, we thought we'd respond in kind and attack Nordjylland, to try and draw the enemies attention away, somewhat. So there you where, the general public, having a bash at the Swedes. We didn't divert any military attention there, some people showed up for some leisurely tanking and a few homebased troops chipped in, but the General public had a good old bash too.

Oh Shi-
We captured it..

So lets take a step back, and look at it from the Eden standpoint;

"We invaded to distract you from Manitoba..

You attacked Nordjylland to distract us from Manitoba...

We lost Manitoba...

We lost Nordjylland...

GREAT SUCCESS!"

Cliche quote and picture, courtesy of interwebz.

Whats next?

Well the US and Canada have made moves against Saskatchewan...

Good luck for tomorrow!


Mr Woldy,
Prime Minister.


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