[PM] Hungry like the Wolf; Step two on our Culinary Crusade.
Day 737, 00:31
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by Mr Woldy
Good Morning!
It’s been a long while since I released an article this early, but I do have some pretty good news.
For those of you who somehow missed it; a quick recap. Yesterday, we attacked Maine. That’s right, Maine. In the USA.
They’ve Stolen Bangor! Don’t tell FD...
The good news is, Dr Sloan rang me early on in the battle, to tell me that Jessica Fletcher was sent to Community General Hospital with substantial injuries. Not only that, but we’ve gotten our hands on 7 of the 11 secret Herbs and Spices, without even going to Kentucky. Which means we can begin production of our own Kent Fried Chicken.
Belgium
For those of you who don’t know the situation in Belgium, many months ago it was agreed that they would merge with the Netherlands, making the United Netherlands, or the UNL. However, recently the USA and Romania liberated the original Belgian regions to create their own little sanctuary in Western Europe.
It’s almost as though the USA are trying to get their own colony over here.. – silly USA, you aren’t European, you don’t get colonies.
You may be wondering what this has to do with our Culinary Crusade, well, today we’re after those famous Belgian chocolates, for our dessert.
On top of that, it wouldn’t be quite the same if I didn’t flag up a specific target for the navy to go after, and as a rival sleuth has appeared in Belgium, today you’re after Poirot.
Go get ‘em boys!
I accidentally Flanders, is this bad?
eUK, go fight!
P.S - lolol
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voted! ur kinda clumsy with those buttons 😛
nothings more delicious then good chocolate and good beer
Free Belgium!
lol oh Mr Woldy 😉
It's my fatty mc fat fat fingers carlos 😁
big mouth but on the battlefield...fail..🙂
Interesting move - I trust that we moved the contents of the Treasury to somewhere a little more secure.
What is needed now is some clear direction on where/how to fight and how the militarization of the massed population of eUK is going to work.
CC
free lreland now !!!!!
tiocfaidh ar lá
@ Woldy, u thought about a stick of some sort? or a helper monkey?
@glados - Here was me thinking he preferred cheap Polish Vodka 😉
Godd luck.
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I'm going to assume that the secret police have safely put Miss Marple into a secure old people's home.
much better than cadbury's!
You have my sword!
Good work UK!
Kent Fried Chicken FTW! 😃
Americans won't attack anyway. They'll just troll like usual and leave it to the real winners to do their work for them, because they are all so fat the fat takes over the little grey cells yes? Poirot thinks so anyway.
Aww, Woldy, you know we'd have given you the secret spices without you opening up our MPPs for them! But, to thank you for doing so, I believe we've agreed to go ahead and move your capital to Wales. 😃
Lol im in Bangor now. (Wales)
If US is blokked, they will sit home anyway. The other thing that US troll about attacking, but didnt have the guts. Maybe with 15 or more MPPS they try, then troll how great they are.
"They’ve Stolen Bangor! Don’t tell FD..."
Bitches be stealing mah City. (The Welsh one not the Northern Irish one. They can have that one.)
Good luck UK! we will send our whole army to fight whith you guys!!
nice moves here Woldy😉
You're the best person ever.
Ally with the United Netherlands so we can get involved too! Public opinion in the Netherlands supports your attack on Flanders, if I werent a party president I would be in England helping out!
"silly USA, you aren’t European, you don’t get colonies."
haha epic 😃
Woldy <3
Stephen King is not gonna be happy that you're in his backyard on Turkey Day...
Poirot is on the side of the eUNL 😞
good old woldy!
I'm sorry but am I the only person that hasn't succumb to Mr. Woldy's charm? Suck an egg Mr. Woldy.
keep the targets coming woldy and we will bring the ships to take them down.Royal navy FTW!
@liberty inc... so so generous of you..
Maybe you should spend less time on writing these witty articles.
Do you think we won't notice that we didn't win any of these battles as long as you add enough irrelevant information?
Don't worry about the question, just stay right on message...
Thats right Belgium, I COME IN YOUR FACE!!!
Woldymaxx
I love the sleuth theme Woldy.
"free lreland now !!!!!" No you fool, you have no noteworthy amateur detectives. We'll 'liberate' you when you throw out a Sherlock Holmes or a Nancy Drew.