[UKRP] Still About Reform!

Day 2,621, 09:31 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Fataliix

What's in a name? If you looked for an answer in our political parties, you might come to the conclusion "absolutely bugger all". Names meant something at one point, but eRepublik has been so heavily diluted that on political matters every party is merely a copy of a copy, and with good reason; Congress almost always have only one correct choice, and any party going against this (hello UKPP) would be detrimental to the country.

So how can I still claim we're for reform when there's no reform to be made?
Simply put, we're filled with players that want to reform the way this game is played. It's no secret that everyone is fed up with the state of eRepublik, but in UKRP I see a group of people that are still trying to make some fun out of this.

Need more proof? Look at the garbage we spew. It's absolutely glorious. We even cultivate the newbs instead of sentencing them to death like certain other parties. And that's just in the first few days, our trash output has doubled since then - not to mention we've been doing this for months.

When was the last time you questioned why you're a member of your party?
In a time when TUP are boring as ever, but oddly silent about it (no complaints), UKPP grind up and spit new players out as Congressmen (or dead) without giving them any advice on what to actually do and PCP just seem content with still being here, why wouldn't you be a member of the party that's having fun and inviting you to join in? We're reforming the way we play, and we're gonna have fun even if we're alone.

Nothing against WRP. You guys are pretty cool.


UKRP members! Do you want free gold?

I have too much money! humblebrag
Would you like to take 50 gold and maybe some other stuff away from me?
Over this first month of my eternal rule, I'll be awarding points to articles related to UKRP based on how totally ridiculous they are. Always wanted to write a sonnet about Wook's feet and relate it UKRP? Now's your big chance!

Scores from your articles will be tallied up. Massacar already has the lead Scratch that, since I wrote this Gali went off the deep end just as I predicted a couple sentences below.
There'll be runner-up prizes, and the usual reward for articles still stands, but you're going to need to get real silly if you want to take home the gold. Have fun, Gali!


Fataliix,
Man with a Flan