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(UKRP) I Am Groot!

Day 2,617, 06:30 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Massacar

Hello everyone, especially you Fataliix. I Am Groot!

Oh I'm sorry, i'm not sure what's coming over me. You see I was hanging out with some of the UKRP bunch at a mixer or some sh*t like that, and I'm fairly certain that Gali slipped something into my drink. Ever since then I haven't been acting the same.

You see, I appeared to not only have shrunk but also learned to dance

In the days hence, I feel I've been growing taller and my vocabulary has begun to change if I don't focus I am groot. Some days I feel positively wooden. But let's not let what strange things are happening to me detract from this article, let's talk about the greatest party in the UK, nay on the planet, the UKRP. I am Groot?

Since the ascension of Emperor Fataliix, a golden age has been ushered over I am Groot that has been unprecedented in any other reign than that of Wook. Being that Fataliix has less hair than his predecessor, we must not chalk his success up to shaggieness, but perhaps to his I am Groot.

Emperor Fataliix reclining on the UKRP throne

In this era of prosperity I am Groot must be certain to rally together under our beneficent I am Groot to make a better I am Groot. Wait what's happening to I am Groot? I'm losing control of my I am Groot! Someone, please fetch hel-I am Groot! Fataliix! Save I am Groot...

I am Groot? I am Groot! I am Groot. I... am... Groot. I Am Groot