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[UKRP] eUK you're all guilty...

Day 2,618, 06:15 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Rob the Bruce

At least it's not UKPP

Hello eUK. As you've probably read in this article, Fataliix is now Forever Emperor, and has tasked me as Spokes man to send the bike gang to round up those guilty of thought crimes against the emperor and send them to the UKRP re-education facility, in the charming city of Pyongyang.

As I quickly came to realize after receiving my prestigious post, the members of none-UKRP parties clearly did not vote for Fataliix in the PP elections, therefore YOU ARE ALL GUILTY OF THOUGHT CRIMES AGAINST THE EMPEROR.

I'm going to be nice to you (if I was 'orrible that'd upset gali), and give you an opportunity to peacefully join the UKRP correctional facility of your own accord.

If you fail to do this I shall send the bike gang after you, and they are extremely tough fellas...

See what I mean?

Choose wisely, eUK....

-Rob the Bruce

Comments

Stevearino Day 2,618, 06:57

Someone needs to put a spoke in the wheel !

WookieO Day 2,618, 07:03

The UKRP bike gang's reign of terror continues!

Tangbod Day 2,618, 07:28

dammit where are the tassels and I don't mean the nipple tassels

Fataliix Day 2,618, 07:47

Tassel-whipping takes place in the UKRP sex chatroom on Thursdays.
Trying to get it changed to Tuesdays but people are very serious about their Thursday sex sessions.

Sambo223 Day 2,618, 17:56

I have my Zumba class on Tuesday need to keep in shape for Thursday it's always a hard session

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 2,618, 09:48

Someone needs to take of spoke eyespatch 😃.
Awsome sexy and lovely article 🙂.

Where are the neeples?.
Voted o7

Gali. Day 2,618, 10:13

The biker gang weren't allowed in the Salty Spittoon for...various reasons, so they have this intimidating hideout...
http://prntscr.com/5uvxxa

WayneKerr Day 2,618, 16:38

It's like a poor version of the Democratic Peoples Repubik of Great Britain

Originality was never UKRP's strong point...

Fataliix Day 2,618, 23:58

We ain't no damn commies.

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