[UKRP] After the Elections...
Gali.
What are you doing with your life?
Are we alone in the Universe?
Will we ever see Mongress leakz again?
Yes, today I have, out of my kind and benevolent heart, decided to send unto you another article. This article will, as usual, be about a number of things, but mainly about the UKRP PP elections...
UKRP PP Elections: January 2015
Following a primary vote, which Fataliix won closely, this is what the final results of the PP election look like...
You can see that the result was a bit of a landslide victory for Fataliix, revealing that the primary plan went largely to plan. However, the results of the official elections don't actually reflect on who UKRPers voted for, for that we need the primary results, which are displayed in WookieO's article. In case you've already read Wook's lovely article, I have the results of the primary here...
So from here you can see that it was very close, with just one vote in it. So as I predicted, it boiled down to iAdrastos against Fataliix, with Glados coming third. Most would expect it to be Ad vs Fata; I know Glados was one of the most famous and powerful eUKers a few years back, but since he has come back he has made little to no attempt to get back into the community. I'm sure he's another loveable UKRPer (unless he sold his account without telling anyone or something), but it would be great to get to know him before everyone starts electing him for PP!
Results of the official elections.
In case you were wondering, the sandwiches at the community centre were very nice, it took a long time for me and Wook (mostly Wook) to make them. Our appetites were lost a little when Massa got a bit tipsy, Madonna isn't a very appetising artist :/. Anyway, me and Rob did our part and cleared up...the rest of the sandwiches afterwards, with a little help from Fata when he was still conscious.
The Wonderful World of irc...and other lessons from eRep Players
Lots of you use irc, and my readers will know that it's a great way of obtaining glorious words of wisdom from St Kimi The Wise. Irc is also a gr8 way for learning all about the latest news/banter/trolling, such as this piece of fine news/banter...
The next eUK CP is...
Tasos Maximous.
Yes, based on these 100% srs irc leakz, Tasos will be our next CP...
Wayne the King makerappoints his next victim...
The victim seems to be confused, but flattered...
Tasos reveals his plan to commit genocide...
Wayne agrees, adding that they should target the children...
Leaked campaign poster.
SerF hands over the org details already, saying that they should use the money in the orgs to pay for a war on innocent children...
That's all for today kiddies!
Soon I will return with more , but for now...
Love you UKRP!
-Gali2332
-UKRP Councillor
-Captain of the HMS Abrantes
-now they cant feel lonely
-All that stuff I said about the "next CP" was taken out of context, don't take it/me seriously!
Comments
The article looks long but I reckon the total writing content is about 2 paragraphs.
It's a nice article but why not cut out all 'mandatory' gifs?
I can see a couple of subtle grammatical mistakes in the article, more than usual.
This is likely due to my slowly deteriorating mental health.
Well I for one am outraged! OUTRAGED DO YOU HEAR?!
Guess I have to endorse this rubbish now that I'm PP. 😉
Well Adastros and GLaDOS should have dropped out of the PP race as soon as the primary result was in.
However Adastros derped, and GlaDOS is deader than a dodo on a really bad batch of heroin.
I tried to get in touch with GLaDOS via PM many a time and each time he simply didn't respond. So basically he's dead.
Like the parrot.
My god you are magnificent.
I love you Leo. Give me your babies.
But think of the children
I like you gali2332 you are such a sweety 😃.Awsome article o7