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The official Press Room of the United States. Check here, for all official announcements from your government.

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White House Press Release - Oct. 25

19 • Day 1,069, 22:11 • Published in USA USA

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”What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

When Harlot met jankems, the world found out.”

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White House Press Release - Oct. 21

19 • Day 1,066, 17:33 • Published in USA USA

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”Eugene Harlot was a better White House Press Release Writer then Kentel. True fact.”

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White House Press Release - Oct. 18

32 • Day 1,063, 19:47 • Published in USA USA

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“Eugene Harlot once cried because he realized he was too amazing. His tears sunk all the boats in the New World. And that is why there are no navies.”

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White House Press Release - October 15

25 • Day 1,061, 00:02 • Published in USA USA

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"Jankems does not hunt; the word hunting implies the possibility of failure.

Jankems goes killing."

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White House Press Release - Oct. 14

23 • Day 1,059, 20:54 • Published in USA USA

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”Eugene Harlot once went to France on vacation for two weeks. The French baby boom occurred 9 months later.”

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