White House Press Release - Oct. 18
James S. Brady Press Room
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As part of our President’s glorious vision, we are going to take Indonesia. It’s gonna be hard, it’s gonna be fast, and she ain’t gonna like it one bit.
But that is what makes it fun.
Like fish in a barrel
Our military is in full mobilization, with tactical strike groups making their way across the oceans of the world. From our newly finished bases on the Malaysian Peninsula, our carriers and amphibious assault vehicles draw ever closer to the virgin shores of Indonesia, awaiting the time when they may let loose their volley of furry against this dormant foe.
Our success, as always, will depend upon our will to be involved. All citizens are urged to stay alert and to ready to deploy into whatever zone of combat the war will reign in.
With the situation in India under control, our full efforts and might will be laid upon this new front. And they will hear our thunder before they ever see their end.
The calm before the storm
Keep posted with orders, stay stocked up on ammo, and lets rawr till the shores shine red.
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Yeah, it’s kinda like that
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Stay frosty America.
Athanaric,
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Comments
First?
2nd? Greetings from Greece. 🙂
Lets kill some indo multies!
staying frosty ... staying frosty
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inb4haters
Writer of words
I would also like to mention that some branches of the eUS military are trash, Specifically the Cavalry and the Airborne, do not join them.
>Yeah, it’s kinda like that
Oh man, that was so much win. If I wasn't already blocking, that would make me want to block. xD
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😁It does seem to be a bit of a paradox, now doesn't it?
If my eyes are correct, though, those are SEAL ships on loan to the military for use. Not navy, just SEALs. Though from this distance I still could be wrong...
Indo: Does this piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?
"like a research paper that needs to be written"
don't remind me.... ;_;
Fail Propaganda is fail.
Of course Serbs wouldnt want Americans to join the Cavalry, they run away whenever they hear our thunder!
anon45: How many times did it take the failUSA to take LK? lolololol over 50k gold wasted.
Pizza, I am disappoint. Troll better next time, mmk?
Indo, we are coming!
Nice : D
Asian Theater Makes Me Horny!
@Pauly, Please unsub, your breath fouls our air.
And the point is we took it.
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@Pauly, does it matter? were still the ones winning.
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lets kill some indo multies \o/
hey...ho... lets go....
I have yet to receive any aid that was promised...
As part of our President’s glorious vision, we are going to take Indonesia. It’s gonna be hard, it’s gonna be fast, and she ain’t gonna like it one bit.
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you wrong... we're gonna enjoy it... in fact we're expecting it... please come 😃
lets kill some indo multies and erase them from eWorld map!!
lalilulelo
Walnutz: True American Hero
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Nice article
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/n3m0-respond-to-colin-lantrip-eusa-dan-pesan-untuk-rakyat-1547715/1/20
Now, I must ask, why do we have carriers and amphibious assault ships and what looks like a destroyer in the picture if there are no navies? 😛
Perhaps Harlot cries so rarely we've had time to rebuild.
^I commented this earlier and Athanaric gave a good explanation (SEALS) in his comment, but mine vanished for some reason.