Free Food -- Take Advantage!
USA Department of the Interior
Hello America!
We have some exciting news! The ages-old program, Meals on Wheels, is expanding its operations! We offer up to forty free health via food per week, for every eUS citizen that applies for aid! Priority goes to those most active and most in-need, but everyone will be helped.
Remember, everyone is free to apply every single week. This is one way the government can directly help our citizenry. It's completely free, so take advantage!
With love,
Kazeal
Secretary of the Interior
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What have you done for your nation today?
Comments
has Meals on Wheels started keeping a database yet?
Awesome. ~
GAC, if you're asking whether or not we record all applicants: yes, we do.
Great program, i'm glad to see it reinstated. It helped me out when i first started! Look where i am now.... wait, where am i?!
The form needs to be updated. If you need help with that, let me know.
eAmerica use that food to destroy those eindo scum.
"Remember, everyone is free to apply every single week"
Oooh oooh
Who doesn't like FREE FOOD?
WOOOOT THANKS A MILL!!! DOING IT NOW LOL
This is great. Vote.
woohoo...vote
I would rather have lower income taxes.
"I would rather have lower income taxes. "
I agree. Tax breaks go much further in terms of player retention than "free food".
"I would rather have lower income taxes."
x3
Not really guys. The most congress would ever lower taxes is ~3%, and that might not even extend to all sectors. That's around 20 cents per day, on average. Not even enough to buy one unit of Q1 food.
This way, you can get up to 40 health in food.
This program is amazing, I recommend everyone sign-up and get some free food.
Meals on Wheels - they put the "mmm" in socialism \o/
Three Big Retention Programs, All Recaped (Operation Monkey Business, CARE, Meals on Wheels): http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/changing-america-one-program-at-a-time--1541827/1/20
Hopefully this is used well.
I'll take some food. I'm a fighta!
I got your food program right here darlin'...
This a great program! Especially since hospitals aren't around anymore.
VOtE!
LOL Iamnameless
The eUS government must hate bread Companies -- it’s amazing that there are any in the eUS. Let’s see
1) Bread Co’s pay higher wages than foreign competitors due to the 23% income tax
2) Bread Co’s face lower prices due to foreign competition from 1% import tax
3) And now the eUS Govt is putting further pressure on prices by handing out food for free.
Instead of playing one group against another, why not simply give away money (40 health is about $10 at current prices)? Even the logistics would be simpler.
This way, let the folks who get the handout decide how they want to spend it. This has the chance to help EVERYBODY. If they want to fight, they help the weapons companies, if they want to get health up, they help the food companies, etc.
Even the logistics would be simpler. Plus where is the eUS getting the handout food? Are people using their governmental position to make profits as the eGovt single sources its food from select companies?
This is Socialism at its finest – driving honest, motivated people away, encouraging the uninitiated to stay, and feeding the power appetite of the self anointed few.
Great! Vote!
can I have some food or health?