The Foundation for Truth - newspaper of Dariuswolff

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CAUTION! Troll Zone Ahead.

6 • Day 3,555, 14:39 • Published in USA USA

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Environmental impact statement: 48,482,645,349 electrons were wasted writing this article. Hardly seems worth is when the last article yielded NO NEW SUBSCRIBERS. I might just as well unpack my hurdy-gurdy, hire a new monkey from the talent agency,

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Yes, yes, it's true. Trump invited me. . .

1 • Day 3,554, 23:09 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

I was invited to the Trumpen-Dumpen, an establishment formerly known as The White House for an informal dinner. I must say, it was my pleasure to turn the invite down. I thought it was in very poor taste that the menu items were, shall we say,

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Back for another round of chin dribble and adult diapers.

10 • Day 3,554, 08:55 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

While I can't say I am the oldest player here in real age, I suspect I must be close since I am so much older than so many dead people, none of whom I can see, and my ouija board is at the repair shop, so, therefore, nor can I chat with said

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Titanic titans with that sinking feeling AKA, A legend in my own mind.

2 • Day 3,553, 22:50 • Published in USA USA

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AND another weekend is half over in my time zone. Time to review what, if anything anyone has accomplished.

Let's see. Hmmmm. 97% of all known players in every known universe has managed to out rank me. Fortunately, I am cruising down the freeway

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It's beyond my control. . .

1 • Day 3,548, 23:44 • Published in USA USA

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The political module. . .

It's quite beyond my control to even care. It's stale, the candidates are, shall we say, crusty?

Are we being robbed? If not of our money, then our energy. They, and