The taco

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There may be dragons

17 • 4,580 jour, 20:48 • Published in USA USA

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When I walked outside today, I noticed something strange.

The fact that I went outside.

Tyler doesn't really let me outside of his basement anymore. I am as white as a ghost and as horny as a cactus. I haven't felt the touch of a woman since

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A wise man indeed.

3 • 4,574 jour, 10:55 • Published in USA USA

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

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What a month

24 • 4,571 jour, 23:11 • Published in USA USA

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Débats et analyses politiques

It's 1:51am so cut me some slack.

When Tyler Bubbles picked me up from outside the brothel in his stretch hummer limo, put a bag over my head, drove to an undisclosed location, tied me to a chair and proceeded to torture me for the next 85 hours

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To my dearest we the people members

14 • 4,569 jour, 10:59 • Published in USA USA

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

I love you.

For those confused about this whole falling out, I'd like to start with an apology, and I want each and every one of you to know that the eUSA is NOT mad at we the people and I still for now and into the distant future vouch for the

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