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Minister of Entertainment - Free Drinks

4 • 2,707 jour, 05:19 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.

"OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you

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Minister of Entertainment - Blonde

1 • 2,705 jour, 04:43 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Minister of Entertainment - God student?

0 • 2,699 jour, 03:22 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The

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Minister of Entertainment - Job interview

0 • 2,690 jour, 05:36 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year,

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Minister of Entertainment - Mystery meat

1 • 2,680 jour, 23:31 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The