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Minister of Entertainment - The sex talk

0 • 2,777 jour, 15:27 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'

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Minister of Entertainment - Bad Valentine

1 • 2,775 jour, 14:34 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

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Minister of Entertainment - The Crabby Cabbie

3 • 2,769 jour, 04:05 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be

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Minister of Entertainment - Funeral

1 • 2,757 jour, 11:53 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A funeral service was being held for a young woman who had just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan come from inside the casket. They opened the casket and found that

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Minister of Entertainment - Dreams

1 • 2,752 jour, 05:45 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and