White House Press Release #103: Common Ground

Day 908, 02:07 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Well, yesterday was quite a day. Many American political parties worked together towards a common goal: To get an enemy of the state out of office. We did it. A special thanks has to be extended to SEES, The Federalists, and UIP for coming through for America. It was a close one, but in the end, we prevailed.

There was a great deal of conflict yesterday, and much of it will roll over into today and the days that follow. This press release is an appeal to the nation as a whole to find some common ground. A lot happened yesterday outside of domestic politics. We have to keep vigilant and remember who our real enemies are.

This administration was formed with the idea of finding new leadership in our nation. That leadership comes on many levels; the lowest being the new player. Statistically, most players will fight on their first day without a hospital. This puts many new players on a very slow path to recovering their wellness. Without a community to keep them here, many will simply leave. If we ignore our younger population, our nation will not survive. The administration is aware of this, and it needs your help. The Department of Interior is asking for mentors.

Mentors will be paired with younger citizens who need help with the game. Mentors answer any questions they have, and serve as an older citizen to be there for the new players in their first few days. We have a great community here. We need to show them that. These players don’t just need help with game mechanics, they need friends to show them why we play this game.

This is not about politics, this is not about conflict. This is a time when we need to come together to welcome some players into this crazy world of ours. A future president may have been born today, and they need your help to get their feet planted.

It’s critical that we have more mentors. Sign up here, indicate you’re interested in domestic affairs.

In other news, White House Press Corps applications are still open, you can find the form here.

Also, vote up DoD orders.

‘Til next time, America,

David Landon
Secretary of the Media