Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1531)
Someone stole my coffee cup from work on Friday.
Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.
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Someone stole my coffee cup from work on Friday.
Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.
The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.
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The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side team has been reveale😛
Sim Pul Twat
Won Lim Gon
Won Kee Eye
Fu Kin Mong
Andy Carroll
Our next door neighbours went mental when they found me and the wife at it like rabbits in their garden.
"Get your own carrots you thieving twats!" they shouted!
A Nun And Two Monks:
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there.
Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After
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