The Green Shoots

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1541)

3 • Día 1,541, 15:20 • Publicado en Ireland Ireland

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My girlfriend phoned me at work today.

"Its so cold that my windows have frozen!" she shouted.

"Calm down" I said "just spray some de-icer, that'll sort it."

20 minutes later I called her back.

"So has the de-icer worked?" I asked.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1540)

3 • Día 1,540, 15:48 • Publicado en Ireland Ireland

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I went to the doctors today and told him "I think I have hereditary diarrhea",
He said "you can't have there's no such thing"
I said "well it's in my jeans".

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1539)

4 • Día 1,539, 11:40 • Publicado en Ireland Ireland

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I'm getting sick and tired of people copying old jokes, reposting them and getting all the credit for it! You people are sad, and should think of your own material, rather than ripping others off!
Rant over.

Anyway, why did the chicken cross … leer más »

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1539)

2 • Día 1,538, 14:17 • Publicado en Ireland Ireland

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American Football can sometimes be compared to bad sex.

There are a lot of fumbles, somebody is going to end up with their ass in someones face and at the end there is more than likely going to be a damaged helmet.

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