Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1551)
Nike's campaign poster to promote Quidditch in schools:
Harry Potter
"I got 99 problems but the snitch ain't one."
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Nike's campaign poster to promote Quidditch in schools:
Harry Potter
"I got 99 problems but the snitch ain't one."
I walked into the pet shop yesterday and saw an old mate working there. I said, "alright Davey, don't you work in Burger King anymore then?"
"Nah, moved on since then. What can I get you?"
"Glad to hear it. I'm looking for a tropical frog."
"Okay, that'll be 20 cent," said the cashier as he scanned my Freddo.
"What!?" I shouted. "But it says 10 cent on the wrapper?"
"Yes I know it says that on it, but it is actually 20."
"Fine." I said as I begrudgingly handed him the cash.
I took my little boy to the new 'fish themed' playground in the park today,
He was running all over the plaice.
My wife just called me.
She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."
"It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive."
"Okay," she