Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1527)
John Gormley
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there.
Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she strolled into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
They welcomed her with, "Hello, I am brother Michael and this is Brother
Charles."
"I am very pleased to meet you both," replied the nun, "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, thank you sister. I am the fish friar."
She turned to Brother Michael and said, "then you must be....?"
"Yes, sister," interrupted Brother Michael,"you are correct. I am the chip monk."
Comments
Either that wasnt so bad or my tolerence is building
once again you have done it all hail Gormley
Hail Gormley indeed
... with Hail stones!
lmfao!
Chip Monk. I didn't see that one coming.
Chip Monk. I didn't see that one coming. +1
Ok. Now for the reall stuff
A monk goes to a nun monastery to confess the nuns. So they all line up. The first goes to the priest and says: Father, i have sinned
What did you do my child? says the priest
The nun says: i 've touched a man's penis.
Priest says... umm, where?
I held it in my hand she replies
Ok, just wash your hand with holy water and you are forgiven
Second nun comes: father, i have sinned. A man's penis touched me
Umm.. where? says the priest
Here in my foot she replies
It's ok, declares the priest, just wash your foot with holy water and you are good to go!
Third nun comes close to the priest. Just before she starts confessing, the 4th nun opens her mouth and says:
Father, before she puts her ass in the holy water, can i wash my mouth?
ROFL F.Castro
Great one castro : )
Go away Castro. No good jokes allowed.
Scandalous Castro, just scandalous.
Definitely your tolerance Cas.
Have to agree with my nephew Cas.
Two Irish lads had been out, and got lucky shifting their girl friends.
One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession box and told the Priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a girl. Its been a while since my last confession."
The Priest said, "Tell me who the girl was." The lad said he couldn't do that and the Priest said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did.
"Was it Mollie O'Grady ?" asked the Priest
"No."
"Was it Rosie Kelly?"
"No."
"Was it that red-headed wench Tessie O'Malley?"
"No."
"Well then," said the Priest, "I can't absolve you."
When the lad met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, what was the penance? And did you get forgiveness?"
"No," said the other, "but I picked up three feckin good prospects!"
lol
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This is not your place to joke, that was my plan Grainne!!!!
That's one of the classics Grainne. Love that joke.