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[ZW] TIDUS II LAUNCHES, DISCOVERS PIGS IN HAITI

20 • Day 805, 13:05 • Published in Pakistan

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PESHAWAR, Pakistan - It brings me much pleasure to announce that TIDUS II, the successor to the original TIDUS satellite, has been launched … read more »

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[ZW] AH, I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE

20 • Day 792, 13:27 • Published in Pakistan

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, allow me to present to you, the disciples of Dio Brando and the soldiers of mighty Pakistan, the

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[ZW] RUSSIA IS OFFICIALLY DIOIST

26 • Day 786, 13:48 • Published in Pakistan

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MOSCOW, Russia - You better believe it, Pakistan. … read more »

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[ZW] EMERICK'S CORPSE BARRED FROM PAKISTANI BURIAL [US]

40 • Day 785, 14:40 • Published in USA USA

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EDITOR'S NOTE: I must say that Josh Frost, the former president of the United States, has to be the slowest goddamned Slowpoke in the history of eRepublik. After posting [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ … read more »

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[ZW] EMERICK'S CORPSE BARRED FROM PAKISTANI BURIAL

26 • Day 785, 14:30 • Published in Pakistan

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EDITOR'S NOTE: I must say that Josh Frost, the former president of the United States, has to be the slowest goddamned Slowpoke in the history of eRepublik. After posting [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ … read more »