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A Look At The Presidential Platforms[Foreign Affair Edition]

8 • Day 1,256, 13:14 • Published in Israel Israel • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello there, eIsrael. Some of you may know me, others may not. I've been in eIsrael for quite some time, over a year now, quickly approaching two in three months. President, Minister of Defense, Minister of Immigration, you name, I've done it.

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Your Loyalty Level: The Key to Life in the Junta

4 • Day 1,214, 12:57 • Published in Israel Israel •

This article will quickly and effectively tabulate your loyalty level. Just answer the questions first, and then you can tabulate the results yourself. This will prove to us who is a junta Jew or a nasty, nasty traitor. Good luck.

1. You find

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[eIDF] Announcements

4 • Day 1,199, 19:23 • Published in Israel Israel •

(Hebrew Translation Is Needed)

A crucial time is coming eIsrael. The war with Saudi Arabia. Our Quarter Master Generals will be online tomorrow and throughout the weekend, handing out supplies.

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What We Need In A President

14 • Day 1,196, 16:28 • Published in Israel Israel •

(Hebrew Translation would be much appreciated)

eIsrael is approaching some of the most crucial times in its history. With war with our eastern neighbor possible, a severely weakened enemy up North, and the scope and scale of the world war changed

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Congressional Article...For Srs This Time/Hebrew Translation

12 • Day 1,189, 11:08 • Published in Israel Israel •

eIsrael, it's time for srs bsns.

In my last article I described why I should be your duly elected representative.

What I didn't tell you is that I

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